Sweets for my sweet
Jul. 21st, 2009 12:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moony1. Two poems by Misha Collins
HOW IS HE REAL, PEOPLE? HOW THE FUCK? *SQUEES*
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU GUYS. THIS SHOW. THIS SHOW IS PRICELESS.
Sure, it starts like EVERY TRUE BLOOD EPISODE SEEMS TO START LATELY, which is with Bill and Sookie bumping uglies. I SWEAR, THIS SHOW. IS LIKE THE STEPHEN MOYER/ANNA PAQUIN SEXTAPE THAT NEVER EEEEEEENDS. By the end of the episode I was like "REALLY? You're going to fuck AGAIN? REALLY?" and it was like YEAH, BITCH. You want your Lafayette, YOU GOTTA GIVE THOSE TWO BUNNIES TIME TO HUMP. And then, there was mysterious, ominous vampiresse baring fangs, hearing voices, WHATEVER. THEY'RE FUCKING. BORED NOW.
Maryann is starting to bore me the fuck out too. omg MOVE HER PLOT ALREADY GAAAAAAAH.
Oh my LAFAYETTE. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU. You're all dressed in black and smoky eye make up and you're all SERIOUS instead of all HOOKAH PLEASE I NEED TO STRIP FOR THE WEB NOW. D: Give me my old Lafayette back, Eric. NOW.
But ERIC. OH, ERIC. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME. So pissy and ANGRY and did I really hear him calling the Texas vampires "IDJITS"? Methinks I did. DON'T RUIN MY ERIC-TALKS-LIKE-BOBBY DREAMS, PEOPLE. The thought amuses me too much.
AND THEN, LOL. LOL LOL FUCKING LOL. WE GET SOME ERIC BACKSTORY. The most awesome-bad, cheestastic, Swedish Viking SOAP OPERA EVER. OOOOOOH, I'M DYING. I'M DYING, rasps Human!Eric in Old Swedish. WE KNOW, WE KNOW, say his Viking comrades in armour. LEAVE ME, I WANT TO BE ALOOOOOONE, says Human!Eric. NO, WE HEART YOU, OUR CAPTAIN, OUR KING, say his comrades. AND THEN SOME MORE REFERENCES TO LORD OF THE RINGS HAPPEN. And human!Eric cracks a joke about his prowess and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE IS MY FAVOURITE DYING VIKING EVER.
AND THEN. GODRIC. AND HE LOOKS LIKE ATRYEU ONLY CELT AND VAMPIRE AND IT'S ALL. AWESOME. COME, ERIC, says Godric, BE MY HOT VIKING BOYFRIEND FOREVER. YOU KILLED MY MEN, says Eric, I'D KICK YOUR ASS IF I WEREN'T AT DEATH'S DOOR ALREADY. And Godric simpers OH HONEY, THAT MAKES ME SO HOT. IMMA MAKE YOU MAAAAAAAHN. And human!Eric says BITCH IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, WHAT AM I GETTING OUT OF IT. And Godric gets all SLY and is like LIFE, BB. NOW LET ME SUCK YOU DRY (LOL!) AND MAKE US BFFS 4EVA. LITERALLY.
And Eric is back to present day and he's all FORLORN and SAD and ANGRY and AWWWWWWW, ERIC. YOU LOVE YOUR BARELY-LEGAL-LOOKING ANCIENT BOYFRIEND, YES YOU DO.
Kudos for ASkars for surviving that entire Viking backstory without either bursting out LAUGHING or wanting to kill someone. LOVE.
Dammit I think he's trying to take the place in my heart I keep for Dean Winchester. OH NO HE DIDN'T.
3. TONIGHT I'M GOING TO SEE HBP! \o/
HOW IS HE REAL, PEOPLE? HOW THE FUCK? *SQUEES*
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU GUYS. THIS SHOW. THIS SHOW IS PRICELESS.
Sure, it starts like EVERY TRUE BLOOD EPISODE SEEMS TO START LATELY, which is with Bill and Sookie bumping uglies. I SWEAR, THIS SHOW. IS LIKE THE STEPHEN MOYER/ANNA PAQUIN SEXTAPE THAT NEVER EEEEEEENDS. By the end of the episode I was like "REALLY? You're going to fuck AGAIN? REALLY?" and it was like YEAH, BITCH. You want your Lafayette, YOU GOTTA GIVE THOSE TWO BUNNIES TIME TO HUMP. And then, there was mysterious, ominous vampiresse baring fangs, hearing voices, WHATEVER. THEY'RE FUCKING. BORED NOW.
Maryann is starting to bore me the fuck out too. omg MOVE HER PLOT ALREADY GAAAAAAAH.
Oh my LAFAYETTE. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU. You're all dressed in black and smoky eye make up and you're all SERIOUS instead of all HOOKAH PLEASE I NEED TO STRIP FOR THE WEB NOW. D: Give me my old Lafayette back, Eric. NOW.
But ERIC. OH, ERIC. HOW DO YOU DO THIS TO ME. So pissy and ANGRY and did I really hear him calling the Texas vampires "IDJITS"? Methinks I did. DON'T RUIN MY ERIC-TALKS-LIKE-BOBBY DREAMS, PEOPLE. The thought amuses me too much.
AND THEN, LOL. LOL LOL FUCKING LOL. WE GET SOME ERIC BACKSTORY. The most awesome-bad, cheestastic, Swedish Viking SOAP OPERA EVER. OOOOOOH, I'M DYING. I'M DYING, rasps Human!Eric in Old Swedish. WE KNOW, WE KNOW, say his Viking comrades in armour. LEAVE ME, I WANT TO BE ALOOOOOONE, says Human!Eric. NO, WE HEART YOU, OUR CAPTAIN, OUR KING, say his comrades. AND THEN SOME MORE REFERENCES TO LORD OF THE RINGS HAPPEN. And human!Eric cracks a joke about his prowess and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE IS MY FAVOURITE DYING VIKING EVER.
AND THEN. GODRIC. AND HE LOOKS LIKE ATRYEU ONLY CELT AND VAMPIRE AND IT'S ALL. AWESOME. COME, ERIC, says Godric, BE MY HOT VIKING BOYFRIEND FOREVER. YOU KILLED MY MEN, says Eric, I'D KICK YOUR ASS IF I WEREN'T AT DEATH'S DOOR ALREADY. And Godric simpers OH HONEY, THAT MAKES ME SO HOT. IMMA MAKE YOU MAAAAAAAHN. And human!Eric says BITCH IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, WHAT AM I GETTING OUT OF IT. And Godric gets all SLY and is like LIFE, BB. NOW LET ME SUCK YOU DRY (LOL!) AND MAKE US BFFS 4EVA. LITERALLY.
And Eric is back to present day and he's all FORLORN and SAD and ANGRY and AWWWWWWW, ERIC. YOU LOVE YOUR BARELY-LEGAL-LOOKING ANCIENT BOYFRIEND, YES YOU DO.
Kudos for ASkars for surviving that entire Viking backstory without either bursting out LAUGHING or wanting to kill someone. LOVE.
Dammit I think he's trying to take the place in my heart I keep for Dean Winchester. OH NO HE DIDN'T.
3. TONIGHT I'M GOING TO SEE HBP! \o/
