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loony_moonyOMG this SHOOOOOOW. ONLY ON THIS SHOW.
IT SHOULD BE RENAMED TO "ANTICHRIST JESSE HAS TWO BROTHER-DADDIES" (btw, if you were wondering, in this scenario Dean is TOTALLY the good cop and Sam is mommy/bad cop). I mean, IT ACTUALLY ALMOST HAPPENED. We were THIS CLOSE to having them RAISE A FUCKING HALF-DEMON KID AT BOBBY'S, after driving him in the Impala's fucking BACKSEAT. I think I read like 28472394732729427 kidfics like this.
....I can hear Bobby yelling "YOU IDJITS" at them even from my hypothetical, far-away spot.
WAIT WAIT WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE KINDA COVERED KIDFIC NOW? Because the fic cliché list is getting shorter and shorter to GENDERSWAP and BROTHERSWAP. YES, MOTHERFUCKERS.
SO, ANYWAY.
-FIGURINE!CASTIEL. The amounts of SHRIEKS heard from my tiny living room were AUDIBLE IN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. They were ALL along the lines of "OMG OMG OMG I WANT ONE CAN I HAVE ONE I WANT OOOOOONE". It was SO CUUUUUUTE.
-BUT BEFORE THE FIGURINE HAPPENED, THERE WAS MUCH SNAPPITINESS. OH, CASTIEL. YOU'RE RAPIDLY BECOMING MY FAVOURITE BITCH.
-OMG THE WHOOPIE CUSHION. I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND THEN REWINDED TO LAUGH SOME MORE. Misha's delivery of "that was not me" basically SEALED IT FOR ME AS A ROFL MOMENT. Oh, MISHA, ILU.
-EW TEETH EW. What does Show have with dental torture? This is the third fucking time it's featuring! EW. Also, getting jumped in your bed by a big, hairy dude in a tutu and a tiara pointing a pair of pliers at your mouth? DNW.
-Kid was cute though. You know, for an anvilicious Sam-Parallel-Adam-From-Good-Omens. Yes, I can hear the people yelling about how it should've been Colin Ford in a wig from here, NO NEED TO SCREAM IN MY EAR. He actually kinda looked like the male twin of Audrey from Wishful Thinking. FOR TEA PARTIES, YOU GUYS. I think Audrey and Jesse should get married. THEY'LL BE TERRIFYING TOGETHER.
-OMG SUITS! I dig the suit look. It goes well in the extreme desaturation filter they've got going, even though Jensen's lips look PURPLE and his freckles look BROWN. Jared, on the other hand, is most definitely going the way back from Hulk to Pretty, WHICH, LIKE I SAID LAST WEEK, I APPROVE. NO MORE HULKING, PADALECKI. I drink all your protein shakes now anyway.
-I KINDA LOVED JENSEN MAKING THAT FACE. And then I wondered how much it made his eyeballs hurt while making it. I KNOW MINE DID.
-Btw, I dig the actress who played Jesse's real mother, but a part of me really didn't buy the whole virgin thing, sorry. So what, she was a virgin (probably a saintly person too) who got possessed and had a dimmaculate conception? Also, NOT THE DEVIL WTF. STFU SHOW. It was ESPECIALLY STUPID to hear from Castiel, Biblical Angel, that the Bible got it wrong. YOU ARE NOT MISHA (YET), STFU.
-So repossessed!Jesse's Mommy needs to keep Sam intact, but she STILL chokes him into silence? Man, Sammy has no luck.
-Also, Jared, I was making a Face at you tonight. You know what Face it was? A Bitchface. You know why? Because you are not allowed to blow past your anvilicious little lines the way you did. Not after FtbYaM or Mystery Spot.
-Show. I'm seeing the Trickster foreshadowing. Next time, would you mind not using the crowbar? (YAY TRICKSTER!)
-PLANT AND PAGE! I wonder if Sam kept that particular ID, or Dean did. MAYBE THEY MADE NEW ONES OF PLANT AND PAGE. LOL, of COURSE Dean would take Page. He so thinks he's the cooler one. LOL, DEAN.
DAYENU!
IT SHOULD BE RENAMED TO "ANTICHRIST JESSE HAS TWO BROTHER-DADDIES" (btw, if you were wondering, in this scenario Dean is TOTALLY the good cop and Sam is mommy/bad cop). I mean, IT ACTUALLY ALMOST HAPPENED. We were THIS CLOSE to having them RAISE A FUCKING HALF-DEMON KID AT BOBBY'S, after driving him in the Impala's fucking BACKSEAT. I think I read like 28472394732729427 kidfics like this.
....I can hear Bobby yelling "YOU IDJITS" at them even from my hypothetical, far-away spot.
WAIT WAIT WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN WE KINDA COVERED KIDFIC NOW? Because the fic cliché list is getting shorter and shorter to GENDERSWAP and BROTHERSWAP. YES, MOTHERFUCKERS.
SO, ANYWAY.
-FIGURINE!CASTIEL. The amounts of SHRIEKS heard from my tiny living room were AUDIBLE IN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. They were ALL along the lines of "OMG OMG OMG I WANT ONE CAN I HAVE ONE I WANT OOOOOONE". It was SO CUUUUUUTE.
-BUT BEFORE THE FIGURINE HAPPENED, THERE WAS MUCH SNAPPITINESS. OH, CASTIEL. YOU'RE RAPIDLY BECOMING MY FAVOURITE BITCH.
-OMG THE WHOOPIE CUSHION. I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND THEN REWINDED TO LAUGH SOME MORE. Misha's delivery of "that was not me" basically SEALED IT FOR ME AS A ROFL MOMENT. Oh, MISHA, ILU.
-EW TEETH EW. What does Show have with dental torture? This is the third fucking time it's featuring! EW. Also, getting jumped in your bed by a big, hairy dude in a tutu and a tiara pointing a pair of pliers at your mouth? DNW.
-Kid was cute though. You know, for an anvilicious Sam-Parallel-Adam-From-Good-Omens. Yes, I can hear the people yelling about how it should've been Colin Ford in a wig from here, NO NEED TO SCREAM IN MY EAR. He actually kinda looked like the male twin of Audrey from Wishful Thinking. FOR TEA PARTIES, YOU GUYS. I think Audrey and Jesse should get married. THEY'LL BE TERRIFYING TOGETHER.
-OMG SUITS! I dig the suit look. It goes well in the extreme desaturation filter they've got going, even though Jensen's lips look PURPLE and his freckles look BROWN. Jared, on the other hand, is most definitely going the way back from Hulk to Pretty, WHICH, LIKE I SAID LAST WEEK, I APPROVE. NO MORE HULKING, PADALECKI. I drink all your protein shakes now anyway.
-I KINDA LOVED JENSEN MAKING THAT FACE. And then I wondered how much it made his eyeballs hurt while making it. I KNOW MINE DID.
-Btw, I dig the actress who played Jesse's real mother, but a part of me really didn't buy the whole virgin thing, sorry. So what, she was a virgin (probably a saintly person too) who got possessed and had a dimmaculate conception? Also, NOT THE DEVIL WTF. STFU SHOW. It was ESPECIALLY STUPID to hear from Castiel, Biblical Angel, that the Bible got it wrong. YOU ARE NOT MISHA (YET), STFU.
-So repossessed!Jesse's Mommy needs to keep Sam intact, but she STILL chokes him into silence? Man, Sammy has no luck.
-Also, Jared, I was making a Face at you tonight. You know what Face it was? A Bitchface. You know why? Because you are not allowed to blow past your anvilicious little lines the way you did. Not after FtbYaM or Mystery Spot.
-Show. I'm seeing the Trickster foreshadowing. Next time, would you mind not using the crowbar? (YAY TRICKSTER!)
-PLANT AND PAGE! I wonder if Sam kept that particular ID, or Dean did. MAYBE THEY MADE NEW ONES OF PLANT AND PAGE. LOL, of COURSE Dean would take Page. He so thinks he's the cooler one. LOL, DEAN.
DAYENU!
