loony_moony

I honestly have one thought about "The Borgias". Although it hasn't been conclusively proven, Cesare and Lucrezia Borgia very likely were in an incestuous relationship that resulted in pregnancy at least once ("infans Romanus" and everything). That anyone on MY flist would be raising their eyebrows at a pairing that is strongly aided by the great chemistry between the actors after watching 6 seasons of "Supernatural" and shipping Dean/Sam is beyond me. I'm just loling at this point tbh.

Back to your regular seething-and-frothing-at-Russian-government-funded-hackers schedule.

By deirdre_c, so kindly go and thank her for this after laughing your ass off.

TWO RECS, YOU GUYS. :D I'M SO OVERDUE.

1. The Sky's Gonna Break by smallnstealthy and invaderwitch (and insanely gorgeous art by lightthepsarks)

Dean/Sam (Michael/Lucifer), NC-17, partial AU

Monsters roam the streets like wild dogs, awaiting the call of their master. The Winchesters do what they can to help those struggling to survive, but when something powerful starts screwing with Dean, breaking him down piece by piece, the boys are forced into isolation. While Dean suffers, Sam searches for answers, desperate to keep his brother fighting as Dean has always done for him.

The morning Dean wakes up with a pair of huge, beautiful wings attached to his back, everything changes. With Castiel missing, their only ally is an archangel they can't trust; their only hope is their faith in each other.

It might be just enough to beat the devil.


Honestly?

THINKY MOONAY: Oh, such a beautiful fic. Such a wonderfully realized universe!
CRAZY MOONAY: WING PORN!
TM: Who cares! Look at the spin these two made on season 5! Fantastic!
CM: WING! PORN!
TM: Oh, but Sam! And Dean! And Gabriel! And the Wincest! And it's funny-sad-hot!
CM: Wiiiiiing. Poooooooooorn.
TM: OKAY. YES. AND WING PORN TOO.

So, not my greatest rec in terms of explaining why my gut reactions were like this, but it's a lot because I don't want to spoil you guys. Just click the links and enjoy!


2. 'Be Kind, Unwind' by nohwrah (and impressive art by amindaya. The banner art especially is great)

Jared/Jensen, R, AU

jensen ackles is a project manager at ferrisinc, a pr-company, who'll stop at nothing to be the best. as a result, everything he does is calculated and measured, right up to the time it takes for him to have sex with his ex-girlfriend danneel.

in an attempt to make him unwind a little bit, his colleagues convince him to go to a spa and get a few relaxing massages. jensen thinks it's a complete waste of time until he manages to get in with jared padalecki, the most sought-after massage therapist at the spa.

when jensen starts wondering why he responds so well to jared, things get complicated. add to that a womanizing colleague without internal filter and a loudmouth artist with the tackiest designs since the early nineties, and jensen's carefully designed life starts falling apart completely.


Oh god. This one is such a kick. It's a straight-out classic J2 with tons of hilarious banter, amazing UST, HOT HOT HOT non-porn descriptions, and oh, the construction of it all made me sigh happily, ngl. Suffice to say that Jensen is constantly compared to a teapot. I LOVED A LOT. A LOOOOOOT.


<3!

OMG this SHOOOOOOW. ONLY ON THIS SHOW.

( SPOILAZ BE HERE )

Snagged from apocalypsos



Can I just say YES, THIS?

You guys, what is UP with AfterElton's massive bonerage for Supernatural this week?

Misha boner! Surprise!JDM boner Jared boner! Ginger Jensen boner!

J2 fantasising!

Wincest fantasising masquerading as deep love for Show! (OH ALRIGHT, they might actually love Show for Show)

But UH. WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE GUYS. I think they had like a S4 marathon and they decided Show is THEIR CUPCAKE.

SO YEAH. MY POINT FOR THE DAY. You may now continue writing Star Trek slash. :D

Because it's pissing rain like a motherfucker outside.

1. The Fug Girls hypothize about the future of Chad Michael Murray as I laugh and laugh (and laugh). Do not get misled by the awful Lady Gaga photo, it's just an excuse.

2. In fact, if you have time to kill, check out all of the Fug Girls' entries for the Met Costume Ball, because nothing says "I'm happy with the way I look" more than seeing the waves of schadenfreude wafting towards all those poor women forced to wear those hideous, eye-searing outfits that make even the thinnest model/perfectest starlet look like a hobo drenched in KFC.

3. You guys there's an actual movie coming out about gay incestuous love between two brothers who've grown up together and can't stand to stay apart. ONTD erupts with Wincest comments, and I'm like, you guys, Sam and Dean have way, way better reasons to be in gay-love with each other than just growing up together and spending a lot of time topless in a pool.

4. And then Sophia Bush appears in a white fucking Herve Leger dress looking perfect, and I start hating myself all over again.

ETA: siriaeve, I got the CD! <333333333

Things that are making me happy today:

1. GIP

2. I re-watched Jump The Shark, and realized that not only Dean and Sam are COSMIC LEVELS OF PRETTY, but the episode had unforseen past episode callbacks that I didn't catch the first time!

( Here's proof, otherwise known as 6 degrees of pretty Winchesters )

Caps by the awesome oxoniensis

Uh, so Ben Edlund? I'd say you could have my firstborn for this episode, but with the amout of crack you must be smoking, I don't think that would be the best idea. xD


Love. :D

THE BOYS. I LOVE THEM. 

 
Love! :)