Supernatural 5x14 - My Bloody Valentine
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loony_moonyYou know what this show requires?
I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE A "DEAN AND CASTIEL GO TO WHITE CASTLE" MANIP RIGHT ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
So, THIS EPISODE. Here is how everyone acted. Is this thing on?
RANDOM PEOPLE: LOLZ GORY DISGUSTING DEATHS.
DEAN: *calls Castiel* Hey, CasTIEL! We're in this address of this motel in this town and this roo---
CASTIEL: Hey Dean.
CASTIEL'S ECHO FROM THE CELLPHONES THEY'RE BOTH STILL HOLDING: Hey Dean
DEAN: You're here. You're here.
CASTIEL: Yes. Yes.
DEAN: So we should both close our phones. So we should both close our phones.
CASTIEL: Bye, Dean. Bye, Dean.
AND THAT WAS THE MOST EPICALLY, DORKTASTICLY HILARIOUS SCENE I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS SHOW.
CASTIEL: This town has a ROGUE CUPID. Omg I could really use a hamburger. OH GOD I AM SQUISHED TO DEATH BY A FAT NAKED MAN. Yes yes Jimmy I'll feed you more Big Macs in a SECOND.
MOONAY: Jimmy? JIMMY? Oh god. DAMN YOU, KRIPKE. Now I KNOW we're getting more Jimmy drama AND I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN WITHSTAND "THE RAPTURE - THE SEQUEL: 2RAP2TURE". ARGH ARGH.
CASTIEL: YES, JIMMY. Who is currently making me wolf down a cast-off DEANBURGER.
SAM: *EATS HIS SALAD LOLARIOUSLY*
DEAN: I am intrigued, yet disgusted, by all the gory deaths that are NOTHING like that movie this episode is named after, in which the leading psychopathic character happens to look JUST LIKE ME!
CASTIEL: GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT CUPID, IT'S FAMINE, OM NOM NOM.
DEAN: Oh NO. NOT ANOTHER "ONE RING" EPISODE. IS IT NOT ENOUGH WE'RE RIPPING NEIL GAIMAN OFF, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER?
SAM: *is just a leeeeetle bit Hulking* Um, I might be craving demon's blood. Just a bit. A drop. Really!
CASTIEL: I am eating enough meat to ensure this shoot has probably robbed Misha Collins of what was left of his dignity.
MORTICIAN WITH JAUNTY HAT: I WILL DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH DESPITE THE FACT I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR TWO DECADES.
DEAN: I'm surprisingly well-adjusted!
FAMINE: *is an old, old dude who really reminded me of Venerable Jorga from "The Name of the Rose" but isn't him* THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOU, DEAN. YOU ARE EMPTY. YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR SOUL. ONE MIGHT SAY YOU'VE BEEN FED THE RED MATTER. YOU ARE ST:R'S VULCAN.Which makes sense because Sam is SO ST:R's Spock really but NEVERMIND THAT. NOW GO PRAY TO THAT STRONG, MANLY ANGEL WHO LOOKS LIKE YOUR TOM WELLING DAD TO FILL YOU IN UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DROOLING MESS.
ALL SUPERNATURAL FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
DEAN: *....does exactly that at the end of the episode so, so prettily*
But not before SAM IMPLODES FAMINE WTF
DEAN: Oh god, here comes another cold turkey time. Come on, Sam! Mustn't be late for your panic room appointment, complete with hallucinations and screaming!
CASTIEL: *...aaaaaalmost tells Dean about that time where he might've let Sam loose. But you know, it was because of Heaven! And he was a bigger dick then! GOD HE NEEDS THE BATHROOM*
Oh, and SCHNUGGLY CUPIDS ARE SCHNUGGLY AND I LOVED THAT DUDE MOST OF ALL.
Ahem. Nice episode, Edlund! :D
I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE A "DEAN AND CASTIEL GO TO WHITE CASTLE" MANIP RIGHT ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
So, THIS EPISODE. Here is how everyone acted. Is this thing on?
RANDOM PEOPLE: LOLZ GORY DISGUSTING DEATHS.
DEAN: *calls Castiel* Hey, CasTIEL! We're in this address of this motel in this town and this roo---
CASTIEL: Hey Dean.
CASTIEL'S ECHO FROM THE CELLPHONES THEY'RE BOTH STILL HOLDING: Hey Dean
DEAN: You're here. You're here.
CASTIEL: Yes. Yes.
DEAN: So we should both close our phones. So we should both close our phones.
CASTIEL: Bye, Dean. Bye, Dean.
AND THAT WAS THE MOST EPICALLY, DORKTASTICLY HILARIOUS SCENE I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS SHOW.
CASTIEL: This town has a ROGUE CUPID. Omg I could really use a hamburger. OH GOD I AM SQUISHED TO DEATH BY A FAT NAKED MAN. Yes yes Jimmy I'll feed you more Big Macs in a SECOND.
MOONAY: Jimmy? JIMMY? Oh god. DAMN YOU, KRIPKE. Now I KNOW we're getting more Jimmy drama AND I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN WITHSTAND "THE RAPTURE - THE SEQUEL: 2RAP2TURE". ARGH ARGH.
CASTIEL: YES, JIMMY. Who is currently making me wolf down a cast-off DEANBURGER.
SAM: *EATS HIS SALAD LOLARIOUSLY*
DEAN: I am intrigued, yet disgusted, by all the gory deaths that are NOTHING like that movie this episode is named after, in which the leading psychopathic character happens to look JUST LIKE ME!
CASTIEL: GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT CUPID, IT'S FAMINE, OM NOM NOM.
DEAN: Oh NO. NOT ANOTHER "ONE RING" EPISODE. IS IT NOT ENOUGH WE'RE RIPPING NEIL GAIMAN OFF, LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER?
SAM: *is just a leeeeetle bit Hulking* Um, I might be craving demon's blood. Just a bit. A drop. Really!
CASTIEL: I am eating enough meat to ensure this shoot has probably robbed Misha Collins of what was left of his dignity.
MORTICIAN WITH JAUNTY HAT: I WILL DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH DESPITE THE FACT I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR TWO DECADES.
DEAN: I'm surprisingly well-adjusted!
FAMINE: *is an old, old dude who really reminded me of Venerable Jorga from "The Name of the Rose" but isn't him* THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOU, DEAN. YOU ARE EMPTY. YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR SOUL. ONE MIGHT SAY YOU'VE BEEN FED THE RED MATTER. YOU ARE ST:R'S VULCAN.
DEAN: *....does exactly that at the end of the episode so, so prettily*
But not before SAM IMPLODES FAMINE WTF
DEAN: Oh god, here comes another cold turkey time. Come on, Sam! Mustn't be late for your panic room appointment, complete with hallucinations and screaming!
CASTIEL: *...aaaaaalmost tells Dean about that time where he might've let Sam loose. But you know, it was because of Heaven! And he was a bigger dick then! GOD HE NEEDS THE BATHROOM*
Oh, and SCHNUGGLY CUPIDS ARE SCHNUGGLY AND I LOVED THAT DUDE MOST OF ALL.
Ahem. Nice episode, Edlund! :D
