True Blood 3x01 - A Pack of Wolves
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loony_moonySHOOOOOOOOW! SUMMER SHOOOOOOOOOOOW! YOU ARE BACK AND YOU ARE MAAAAAAAHN!
LOL. You know, I tried to figure out why something was off for me in tonight's episode. I mean:
Lafayette goodness - check
Terry Belfleur being amazing - check
Jason and Andy still being SamnDean - check
Pam being HBIC - motherfuckin' CHECK
Nekkid Eric - CHECK CHECK CHECK
So you know why it felt off nonetheless?
Not once in this entire episode did we hear Stephen Moyer saying SUCKY. LOLZ. He said nothing BUT SUCKY for like half of last season. SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY.
Oh yeah, and no Beel/Sucky sex scenes. IT'S LIKE THEY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO FANS GRUMBLING ABOUT SEX TAPES AND WHATNOT.
Soooooo. Can I just say one thing?
BEEL/SAM. I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT HARD. SWEET GODGA THAT WAS PURE, UNADULTERATED GAY PORN. I WANT MORE, ALAN BALL. You didn't give me Eric/Godric. YOU WILL GIVE ME BEEL/SAM. Yum yum yum YUM.
I dunno why, but when Sam was like "yeah I'll join you in the shower" I was all huh, so this is how Wilson would succumb to the gay sex too. IDK OKAY.
HI ERIC HAAAAAAAAI. Wut? Gratuitous nekkidness and toplessness pretty much 75% of your episode time? No, whyever would we want THAT. :D Also high on my list of wanting: Pam actually getting some action. Goddammit, Pam is one fine fine vampiress. GIVE HER SOME BOOTY TOO.
Also, Eric speaks Estonian. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. What's next? You're gonna tell me he speaks Enochian too? HOW DO YOU SAY "IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD" IN SWEDISH? Must ask my Swede friend and hope she won't give me the wonky eye.
ANYWAY, BACK TO PAM. This woman is not going down without a fight, and she knows she doesn't have a lot of power on her hands, but dammit if she's not making an effort. I APPRECIATE THAT. Man, this series is chock-full of good female characters. SEE, SPN? IT CAN BE DONE.
But enough with my bitterness.
So, werevolves, huh? At least they looked like actual wolves and not, you know, those CGI monstrosities on That Other Vampire Franchise. IDK, I need to still see more, which I'm sure I will.
So, Eric thinks that by getting rid of Beel he can both ensure the safety of the drug dealing he does for the Queen and win Sookie? LOLZ WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED. Stupid Queen. I mean, don't get me wrong, she was a little out there last season, but now she's being downright stupid about it too. Are we supposed to learn another lesson about a vampire too old to actually care? Is she like the reverse Godric? If so, WHY WHY I HATE ANVILS.
Oh, and Jessica is so screwed up. Poor Hoyt. :(
In conclusion, Lafayette still rules. :D
LOL. You know, I tried to figure out why something was off for me in tonight's episode. I mean:
Lafayette goodness - check
Terry Belfleur being amazing - check
Jason and Andy still being SamnDean - check
Pam being HBIC - motherfuckin' CHECK
Nekkid Eric - CHECK CHECK CHECK
So you know why it felt off nonetheless?
Not once in this entire episode did we hear Stephen Moyer saying SUCKY. LOLZ. He said nothing BUT SUCKY for like half of last season. SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY.
Oh yeah, and no Beel/Sucky sex scenes. IT'S LIKE THEY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO FANS GRUMBLING ABOUT SEX TAPES AND WHATNOT.
Soooooo. Can I just say one thing?
BEEL/SAM. I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT HARD. SWEET GODGA THAT WAS PURE, UNADULTERATED GAY PORN. I WANT MORE, ALAN BALL. You didn't give me Eric/Godric. YOU WILL GIVE ME BEEL/SAM. Yum yum yum YUM.
I dunno why, but when Sam was like "yeah I'll join you in the shower" I was all huh, so this is how Wilson would succumb to the gay sex too. IDK OKAY.
HI ERIC HAAAAAAAAI. Wut? Gratuitous nekkidness and toplessness pretty much 75% of your episode time? No, whyever would we want THAT. :D Also high on my list of wanting: Pam actually getting some action. Goddammit, Pam is one fine fine vampiress. GIVE HER SOME BOOTY TOO.
Also, Eric speaks Estonian. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. What's next? You're gonna tell me he speaks Enochian too? HOW DO YOU SAY "IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD" IN SWEDISH? Must ask my Swede friend and hope she won't give me the wonky eye.
ANYWAY, BACK TO PAM. This woman is not going down without a fight, and she knows she doesn't have a lot of power on her hands, but dammit if she's not making an effort. I APPRECIATE THAT. Man, this series is chock-full of good female characters. SEE, SPN? IT CAN BE DONE.
But enough with my bitterness.
So, werevolves, huh? At least they looked like actual wolves and not, you know, those CGI monstrosities on That Other Vampire Franchise. IDK, I need to still see more, which I'm sure I will.
So, Eric thinks that by getting rid of Beel he can both ensure the safety of the drug dealing he does for the Queen and win Sookie? LOLZ WHEN HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED. Stupid Queen. I mean, don't get me wrong, she was a little out there last season, but now she's being downright stupid about it too. Are we supposed to learn another lesson about a vampire too old to actually care? Is she like the reverse Godric? If so, WHY WHY I HATE ANVILS.
Oh, and Jessica is so screwed up. Poor Hoyt. :(
In conclusion, Lafayette still rules. :D
