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I am now officially Off Duty. TIME OFF, YES PLZ. For someone so emphatically Not Christian, I've certainly been to church quite a bit this week.

Where did we leave Noel last time I had a picspam with him?

Oh, yeah. :D

Oh, don't front. You're KIND of a hooker. You're just Juliansexual. Or rather, a hipster concubine of the goth persuasion.

See?

I mean, REALLY.

YES, WE ALL WANT TO.

Too bad I like Noelian too much to consider my epic crush on this dude seriously. HE'S JUST TOO SLASHABLE.

I mean, how could any self-insertion compete with a fucking COCKED LEG?

Also, I see you, Stephen Fry, checking out this fine hipster ass. I see you.

But really, how adorbs are they together though. :D

But I mean, it's Noel Fielding. He's going to be fabulous even if he decides to perch on a desk like a cat.

Or wear a hat with EARS on it. SPARKLY EARS.

Or pretend to be like the self-inserted vampiric character he painted himself in his artwork.

I would legit buy this photo, frame it and hang it on my wall.

This dude makes a fucking GREEN COCKNEY GHOST look hot. HOW.

Because he's Noel Fielding, and he's FUCKING FABULOUS.

Still fabulous.

STILL FABULOUS.

I would legit buy this photo too and frame it.

TOO FABULOUS FOR HIS MIRRORBALL SUIT.

Even the Dalek thinks so.

And this is from that time he and Paloma Faith totally became bffs, even though she had an earth-shattering crush on him TOO. You can't know this dude and not love him. Unless you're Dappy.