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"All of a sudden Hector (Eric Bana) appears...and brings a horse to save Paris, and then all of Hector's Army moves to let Paris get inside of the Wall of Troy. Hector says *GET INSIDE PARIS* and Hector stayed with his army and then shouted..."

Yeah, so I spoiled "Troy". Tough for you fangirls. I just couldn't help myself, my inner slasher practically IMPLODED when I read that line. >:D

Also, why am I crazy with lust about Alan!Snape? This is why! *shriek of glee*

I lament the fact

iscaris doesn't get to see this, specially since she's so deep into her RPS phase right now. Orli/Adrian - it's like "The Hunchback of Notredame - The Skinny But Sexy Men Version".

Okay, that's a big big plus about "Troy" - when they convince Brad Pitt to come back to being devastatingly pretty again, that's when I get hyped up. ;)

*pokes

fyrie* *sing-songs* Beannieness, Beannieness, recently pictured Beannieness! :D

Yes, I know he's Teh Devil, but are you sure he's not a gay porn actor, everybody? I mean...I don't know what I mean ~~well yes I do but I don't want to be crucified for saying that he's so damn fucking hot in this pic~~.

Okay, that's Orlando. IN IAN MCKELLEN'S HOUSE. Relax, Moonay, deep breath. Inhale.....*pantpantpantshrieko'glee*.....exhale...*squeeeeee!!!*

Okay, Johnny Depp is undiluted, breathtaking beauty = confirmed.

Orli: "Man, Sims suck. Finally when I got Aragorn and Legolas in the same bed and all they do is grunt undercovers? That doesn't even SOUND like me, not to mention Viggo!"
Other Player: *blank look*
Orli: *pout*

MW: "Hello, I'm Mark Walberg, and this is the younger and 20 pound-thinner version of me, complete with the lack in acting skills."
Orli: *smug smile* "And I get to hold his byceps."
Viggo and Johnny: *pout simultaneously*

Okay, I had to respam this pic because, OH MY GOD! *doubles over from laughing so hard* That is positively Pythonesque!

Orli: What do you mean, you're leaving me----er, US for Karl, Viggo?"
Beannie: "I always knew you'd do that. Too extreme for you, aren't we. One is too pretty (Orli: "HEY! I started shaving you know!") and one is too manly, eh? Well guess what, I DON'T NEED YOU. *stalks off with Eric Bana*"
Orli: *bares teeth at Viggo* *dials his cell* "Oi, Johnny, up for a date tonight? What do you mean, you need a babysitter? That's no fucking excuse!"
Viggo: *sigh* *goes to shag his new boytoy*
---after many, many orgasms
Karl: "So, how did it go?"
Viggo: "I think they took it rather well...*smirks*"