loony_moony

Oooooh, it's Friday evening. And it's so COLD! Goodness, my hands are already purple and blue, and I think I may have popsickles instead of feet. Hmph, being a woman isn't good for my blood circulation. So anyway, I was a total n00b yesterday, and went to sleep at 10pm instead of staying up and doing Good Stuff For The Soul (i.e. chatting with avvi and other insane people). It's not like I'm ever online for chatting anymore. Bah. I wish I could do LJ chats through my cellular, very useful that might be.

What I could really use right now is a pair of warm socks (hee! how Dumbledore of me), a popcorn bucket and TTT:EE. Oh yessss, that would be the ideal Friday Night for me right now. Instead I'm going to a sleepover at my best friend's when she's half sick, and I'm not usre if we'd go out for dinner even. BAH.

Dammit, my fingers are so frozen, I can barely type half the words! Hmph!

Oh my god, there were so many images! One day we (LotR fandomers) barely had the EE caps to content ourselves with, and the next day suddenly there are hundreds of premiere stills, quite a few of them SO SLASHY! That's the best kind of overload there is. ;D

So anyway, I took my favourite piccis for the spam tonight. Many of them you've seen so many times, you'll want to puke from them, but I think they're the best. :D

Some of the images here are from

leggyslove's journal, and she deserve a great big "thank you" for being so amazing and posting so many spams of pics from the premieres. :)

Hehehe! What a pic to begin with! Ahahaha, Billy's expression is PRICELESS! Oh my god, the fangirls who face Viggo there were probably out of their minds with lust/perplexion/fear/joy. ;D

Billy: "Ah! See? Viggo's tongue is the longest!"
Fangirls:"YES WE CAN SEE THAT THANK YOU".
Viggo: "Blaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Orli: "Oy! You hussy, get away from those girls!" *drags Viggo away*

Okay, other than the utter "OMFGTHISISAMAZINGI'MSOSOSODEAD!" shrieks I emitted while seeing this, isn't Dom just so heroic in his...um...Orlando-shagging tendencies? Told you they were shagging, see? >:D

Oh god, how can slashers not love Sir Ian McKellen? He's such a slash BEAST. Ahahaha, even when he's not talking about the men of Wellington, he's doing things like THIS. And I'm sure all of you girls know what I thought when I saw this piccie the first time, and even now. ;D

Hee! In every place I saw Orlando's tummy, they always cut the part with the fangirls. That's why I never understood (till now) why he even did it. It's not right that girls with bodies like THAT should be Bloomettes. Wah. And don't you even start about my boobs! I dare you! *fondles Bloomettes club*

Okay, I'm taking the highest bid to replace that woman in the picture and raise it TEN EUROS. GUH. I wanna snog Viggo too! GUH!

Viggo: "Hello lucky woman!" *smoooooch*
Lucky Woman: "Viggo can you give me an auto---mmmmmmmmmmf!"
Viggo: "Hee! I kissed her words away!"
Lucky Woman: "Glerck." *faints*
Viggo: "hee!" *runs her over with the car*

It's good that he abandoned his utterly horrendous paisley ties, but he looks like some Italian mofo now! Next thing you know, he'll pull out a gun and threaten PJ to give him half the money he got for the movies!

Everyone seems to have some strange affinity to Viggo's tongue, for some reason. I mean, it's nice that he has such a long, flexible tongue, but.......

....

O_O

What was I saying?

I think this was shot with Liv's camera, the day of the LA premiere, probably in Orlando's hotel room. Aww look, he's so casual in that shirt. If he didn't look like an utter sexgod 99% of the time, I'd label him as Another Cute Guy But Nothing Special. But thing is, This Cute Guy But Nothing Special has a body to die for (or to shag for ;D), and is GORGEOUS. Gneh. *heart melts*

They are so cute! They so belong! Wah! I want a big white wedding! I wanna see Orlando in a white ~~thong!~~ ~~dress!~~ ensemble!

Viggo: *whispers* "Now all the girls in the internet will eat their own heads off because we didn't kiss."
Orli: *turns to him* "We didn't? Why? Wah!" *pout*
Viggo: "Oy, why still have a whole movie to make out during!"
Orli: "Whee!"

I wanna suck at Viggo's adam's apple SO MUCH. GAH.

Hee! (is that a salad? why the hell does Orlando need to have a salad for lunch?)(and why is his hair RED?)

Heehee! Is that an eggroll? *waaaaants*

Heeheehee! Dom is so nonchalant!

Dom: "Why are you disturbing my afternoon tea with milk?"
Billy: *snort* "I've never heard of Brandy being called 'milk'." *snorts again*
Dom: "I've never heard a 'condom' being called 'a little man's hat', but you did that last night."
Liv: *out cold* (because she took the picture *snigger*)

NIPPLE ALERT! NIPPLE ALERT! PLEASE SIT DOWN BEFORE LOOKING AT THIS PICCIE!

*swallows audibly*

I dunno, this strikes me as an oddly intimate gesture from Viggo. But then it might just be my insane Viggorlando Fangirl side taking over my brain. ;D

Check out Dom's possessive "He shall not fall into your fangirly paws!" hug from behind! Domorli at its best? Wooo, what's better - Viggorli or Domori? Or maybe Domviggorli? >:D