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loony_moonyThis is a weird one, isn't it. ;)
"A Bittersweet Potion" turned out to be an absolutely wonderful reading! Love it! Have schnugged both my bewildered cats approximately 128971289418471 times since I've started reading that fic. :D
Not much to say, except that I have no idea about that crush meme either, and it seems their server crashed anyway. No harm done. :)
I want to see anime porn. Does anyone have any idea where I can download some? Yay for impossible physiques with even more impossible hair/eye colours with impossible kinky toys! ;D
Ikkle Tom with his ikkle hair clips and his ikkle Slytherinish book. "The Art of Getting Even" indeed. ;D
Is it so wrong that I want to schnug him?
Hee! Billy in a kilt! Is that purse thingy actually supposed to defend their family jewels, or is it just his slim hipbones?
I don't know why I named this pic like that, but this is not a coy look. This is the ultimate "I did something baaad but I know you'll forgive me if I smile like that" look. NNNNG! DIMPLES!
Have chosen to spam this piccie just because David is sporting The Look. You know, the look he gives Frodo in TTT in that cave, like he's contemplating between ravishing him on the spot, or dragging him over to Osgiliath and ravish him senseless there. Heheheheh.
Something about Elijah with feathers gives me a dirty feeling, like I can't help but think he's make a fabulous woman but knowing I'm not allowed to. He's like all "ooooh these feathers compliment my eyes so wonderfully!" and that smile that juuust becomes a smirk on his right side and KITTEN HAIR and...oh shit, I've done it again, haven't I. *drooly Lij fangirls nod* *and drool, yes*
There's something very sexy about Eric Bana in here. Probably the fabulous hair. He should wear his hair like that more often. Did I mention he has great hair in here (on his head, not his face unnng)?
Stupid shirt. Good thing he did Hector so good. It's like he's never going to look anything less than the straightest straight that ever straighted, isn't it. He's never going to have effeminating Vogue photoshoots like Orlando did, and I say tis a pity for all women everywhere, because everyone knows there's nothing hotter than a manly man made slightly less virile (unlike Orlando's case, which is more like taking an already pretty boy and making him half way faminine).
And this is the reason no girl (or boy) should ever be ashamed of her (or his) fangirling of Linkin Park's members. Really. I mean, look at him! I know Rob's only the drummer, but still! Mmmmm! Pecs to gnaw on, defined arms, hairlessness (yayness!), wonderful delicate abs and a slim waist! Can I have him please? ;)
Doesn't Orlando look a bit like Andie MacDowell in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" in here? It's something about the hair and the overly-pronounced cheekbones, I think...
For everyone who wanted some Johnny goodness, here is a piccie of him from a movie in which I think he looked his best ever. "Sleepy Hollow" of course. What with all the angsty black hair and the white skin and tailored black suits and mummified expression. Heehee. Also a pimp ring bwahahah!
Isn't Seamus just completely woobie in here? Irish little heartthrob. Yes, we love you, even if you're short and incomprehensible, but still with too little lines. ;D
This is a piccie from JRM's time in "Bend it like Beckham" AFTER the famous sexing-up, right? Because that shirt looks very fitting, and his hair works and doesn't look like some badly done Brit-boy haircut.
Oh my god, I can actually see what PoA's PR people thought when Alan Rickman did his PoA photoshoot.
PR People: We need more sexy Snape! Women all over the world need some incentive to go to the movie even though we don't have Branagh, Isaacs or Biggerstaff this time! Photographer, do something! NOW!
Photographer: *very uneasily* Um, mister Rickman....
Rickman: (who obviously heard the previous hysterical statement) What?
Photographer: Could you, um, I dunno, er...
Rickman: Yes?
Photographer: *loosens up collar* Um...could you, please, um, strike a...a...
Rickman: A POSE?
Photographer: Yes! A pose! Yes! *regains self control* Lean a bit on the door, and flap your hair about like you've just had an hour of intense shagging (even though I have no idea with whom Snape could shag in the movie), and, like, loom over a bit.
Rickman: *nonplussed* Loom over? I do that all the time.
Photographer: Loom over with the intention of pouncing on the nearest drooling woman (A/N: or man)!
Rickman: And why would I want to do that? Everyone knows Snape is horrible and asexual
Snape Writers: *huff and puff all over the world*.
JKR: *smirks satisfiedly in a corner, somewhere in Edinburgh*
Photographer: Well, we can't bloody market horrible and asexual now can we? LOOM OVER AND GIVE A FUCKER LOOK IF YOU PLEASE!
Rickman: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
Moohaha! Or not. :D
Hee! Yet another "Dan The Wibbler" piccie! Picking on his hair and wibbling in front of the camera. Angst suits you hon, you look intensly pretty when you angst. (those eyebrows though...O_O)
The position Orlando's in is something my parents would call "port imbecile", heehee. How very true. >:D
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amanuensis1 and isiscolo! Run to lovedoesthat and make her doodle Harry/Lucius or Snape/Draco or whatever with one sentence because she's having an open night! Come on!
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Date: 2004-07-14 11:15 am (UTC)Jonathon Rhys Meyers -- hmm, you're convincing me on him. He did look alright in Bend it like Beckham.....
Eric Bana is hot.
Most of the time, anyway.
So is Johnny Depp. And his cheekbones.
Oh, and Snape. Or just Alan Rickman in general really, because GAH. :D
Angsty Dan is very pretteh. I think I shall have to go and look for more angsty pictures. Mmmmmmangst.
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Date: 2004-07-14 11:17 am (UTC)*squee*
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Date: 2004-07-19 12:07 am (UTC)Re: mmm mmm good
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Date: 2004-07-14 03:03 pm (UTC)JRMmmmmmmmm. With the finger in the mouth... *faints*
DAVID HOW I LOVE YOU.
I think the thing about Bana in that picture is that fact that he's holding A BOTTLE TO HIS LIPS AND OMG WHOO.
Seamus! I want to steal his virgin blossom! (Or, rather, I want him to steal mine.)
Agglekbthgrshddd. Dan. (OMG, I know about the eyebrows. He so obviously tweezes them.) But he's very.. wmplshp. Yum.
QuizDiva.com (http://www.quizdiva.com). It's very distracting when you're trying to take a test to determine your inner hair color and there are all these ads for anime porn along the side. (And wouldn't it just be me who found it for you. Oy.)
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Date: 2004-07-15 05:32 am (UTC)And yet they STILL look so weird!
It's very distracting when you're trying to take a test to determine your inner hair color and there are all these ads for anime porn along the side.
Too bad the anime pr0n costs money there. :/ Though vibrating underwear....:9
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Date: 2004-07-14 03:15 pm (UTC)Lij in feathers... disturbing, but yes, oddly sensual.
Yay for picspams! :D Much loff xxx
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Date: 2004-07-14 03:22 pm (UTC)Okay, so maybe Viggo can be sexy with a beard... but that's stretching it a bit, yanno...
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Date: 2004-07-15 05:35 am (UTC)HAHAHAHA SO TRUE. He prayed very hard to the greek gods and WHAM, he got the perfectest torso ever. ;D
he was my favourite thing in the movie (along with his wife *ravishes* who's that actress?!).
I KNOW! They were so hot together! Not that Orlando and Dian weren't hot (mmmmm black thingies wrapped around them), but DAMN, that actress was gorgeous.
Viggo with a beard? Nah. He does look his best with that unsahved look though. ;)
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Date: 2004-07-15 05:36 am (UTC)See what you do to me? ;)
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Date: 2004-07-15 09:00 am (UTC)Btw, in your icon, I think the elf is Glorfindel and not Cidran. ;)
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Date: 2004-07-15 08:36 pm (UTC)Why is it Glorfindel? It's not supposed to be Glorfindel. We've never seen Glorfindel before. It's supposed to be Cirdan. Cirdan was in the opening sequence of Fellowship. Let it be Cirdan. Let me cling to my belief in Cirdan!
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Date: 2004-07-16 06:37 am (UTC)Well, since Glorfindel is the one with the perfectest hair ever in elfdom, I tend to believe it's him (specially since Cidran is the only elf known to grow a beard
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Date: 2004-07-15 05:38 am (UTC)Dave has lovely arms. That tennis-elbow-band he puts looks like the sum of cool on him. ;D
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Date: 2004-07-16 03:19 am (UTC)and the tennis-elbow-band always makes me wonder, especially since Rob seems to be the one that plays tennis. Rob/Dave anyone? oh why not? it doesn't even break up my otp so yay!
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Date: 2004-07-16 06:34 am (UTC)Rob plays tennis? Could he be lovlier? :D Rob/Dave? I myself prefer Rob/Brad, but Dave is fine by me!;D
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Date: 2004-07-16 07:05 am (UTC)since OMGBrad+Chester=4evah, but hey, almost any pairing will do! they're so flexible, these boys.no subject
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Date: 2004-07-14 10:43 pm (UTC)Ah! Billy in a kilt! Thankyoutankyouthankyou. Kilts are my favorite article of clothing in the entire world. Yay for skirts on men, and the hope that they aren't wearing anything underneath.
I never realized how truly adorable Seamus is. Thank you for pointing this out to me.
Oh. My. God. Dan. Is. Wow.
Woo and yay for Johnny and David pictures!
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Date: 2004-07-15 12:35 pm (UTC)Squee Dan!
Squee Seamus!
Squeeee!
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Date: 2004-07-17 05:12 am (UTC)I think that picture of Orlando is one of the very few pics in which he looks ugly. The more ı look at it, the uglier he looks.
And for anime porn, just search for hentai on Kazaa. Or e-Donkey, or e-Mule, or whatever you use. I know for certain that there is stuff on e-Donkey (The Sakura Diaries are a nice long series, I am told, like porn with a subject, if that makes sense. I couldn't test it, unfortunately, since sharing your internet connection with 3 other people who all live on different hours of the day affect your downloads v. badly), but I am assuming that there will be plenty of it on the other thingies as well.
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Date: 2004-07-17 08:12 am (UTC)Orlando certainly isn't at his best there, yes. ;)
My father doesn't let me download either of these softwares, in fear of viruses, so this doesn't help. Thanks anyway. :)
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Date: 2004-07-23 05:48 pm (UTC)You rule. Thanks for sharing the pics. ^__^
Also, for anime porn go to here or here. They're only doujinshis--no video or downloadable stuff or anything, but, hey, they're cool.
--Miranda
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