Help! Help! Fandom has eaten my brain!
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loony_moonyBecause between new icons (btw GIP GIP GIP!), ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
beren_writes' fic update and Daniel Radcliffe going to a boarding school that only has boys sleeping there and whose latest slang for gay sex is "favours", I am undone.
YOU HAVE EATEN MY BRAIN. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. Because I am. ;)
So two people drew two of my interests!
portkey drew me
which I think should be iconized. ;)
And teabeard drew me
hahahaha! The Moonay Bloomette Axe Of Doom has finally made its debut! ;D
It's always good to open a picspam with Lucius, isn't it? ;)
I love the manic look in his eyes so much. And of course the great hair but that's irrelevant. ;)
For your consideration, Brad Pitt: Here are two eligible subtitutes for that afromentioned ex of yours. True, they are straight. True, they are wearing pieces of tin on their bosoms. True, they are wearing very short skirts and hold their phallic symbols hard skillfully determinedly, but that shouldn't bother you. You nailed twins after all. >:)
Oh god, you couldn't delay the topless!Dan pics till AFTER his 16th birthday? You really couldn't you evil mean PR machines? (omg no 15 should look like that I'm serious it's not fair AAAAAH)
Billy Boyd is topless! Billy Boyd is topless! But really, who cares about Billy. Have you SEEN the package the man on the right has? Oh dear lord. *is blind by The Awful Awful Briefs*
Once again, the proof that the Bloom family genes don't always work. Even I have a smaller butt than her. Speaking of revealed body parts, that is one strategically placed pole. ;)
Eeeeee LotR stuntmen and Billeh! SALA! Everyone say hello to Sala who is in the new "Narnia" production! (speaking of which, did you people know there is a movie of "The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe" currently in post production, and that apparently WETA is involved? Can you spell "eeeeeeeeeep!!!"? :D)
Look! A movie where Orlando's real hair finally looks good! Am so looking forward to "Elizabethtown". :) Also Kirsten Dunst, She Who Appears To Have Invented The Term "Indie Girl", is always good to have on one's silver screen. :) (but gah! Orlando! Black! Suit! Orlando in a black suit! Orlando in a black suit whose label would probably be no less than Armany because the tailoring is too good!)
I mean, "Super Harry" much lately Dan? And what's with the freaky blue a-la Elijah Wood eyes? No my dear, we needn't have another Frodo in here. Really. If you start growing hair on your enlarged feet (I should doubt it very much, seeing your height), I'm telling you to Peter Jackson. (or Dom Monaghan heehee!)
Happy birthday Brad Delson! You have too much facial hair and you wear bad baseball caps but I love you just the same! (omg Chester Bennington is such a ho)
Oh dear me. Oh dear me. (am I insane to feel insecure about the fact he'd be a prettier girl than me? ack I am insane)
I couldn't help it! Lower your wand Snape! Lower it! Come on, just this once for you ol' Moonay? What do you mean "I want to AK your arse to next week"? I only made a picspam of you! Hey don't blame me for your crush on Sirius and flare for bestiality!
Gotta love the paparazzi man who doesn't stop taking pics of Orlando even when he has such a big big huge wedgie. Gotta love the insane Bloomette journal owner who actually posts a pic of Orlando taking care of his wedgie. One straight jacket please! Presto!
Yes Elijah, you have very beautiful big blue eyes. Why DON'T you wear wigs then? xD
OMG DOMMM! Ahhhhhh the Dorli. It is so pure and cute. I shall have a warm spot for you forever and ever. :)))
Billy looks weird in here, doesn't he? He looks sorta old. *is bewildered* What a day it is when Billy Boyd looks older than 25. o_O
I just had to post this pic. ;D (my hips, my back, eat my p****y and my crack! >:D)
Isn't Black Adder one of the coolest shows ever? Gotts love it when Queen Elizabeth The 1st has her Biotches. xD
My father just saw the first Easter Egg, and he cracked up everytime Elijah laughed his arse off. I am entirely happy now. :D
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Date: 2005-01-11 10:52 pm (UTC)LOL!!!
*faints*
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Date: 2005-01-11 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-12 08:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-11 11:12 pm (UTC)Maybe you were kidding? 'Fagging' at public schools is not gay sex but a formalised practice organised by the students in which an older boy has a younger boy as his servant at the school (called a 'fag'). Bullying is how I see it and these days a lot of parents look down on it and try to find public schools where the practice is banned. Traditionally though it is an effective way of perpetuating those hierarchies of which the upper classes are so fond.
I think the etymology between fagging and the American epithet are probably not related.
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Date: 2005-01-12 08:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-11 11:14 pm (UTC)2: No worries, I shall just go watch the easter egg. BWAHAHA. I, like your father, crack up EVERY TIME Elijah does. EVERY TIME.
3: That pic of Dan that has the funky texturing all over and 'Goblet of Fire!' written on it looks like they took Tom Welling's head and put Dan's face on it. OMG IT IS SUPERMAN POTTER. FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BROOMSTICK.
4: That Elizabethtown picture, even if it does have Kirsten Dunst in it (I don't like her. Mneh.), is GORGEOUS. LOOKIT HIS HAIR! Mmm, Orlando. Though, he's still got that "I'm kind of constipated, and think I'm still playing Legolas" look on his face. Oh well. Is pretty.
5: Orlando's Wedgie. Hehe. His ass is so hot even when he's picking it. LOOK HOW THOSE PANTS FIT HIM OMG.
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Date: 2005-01-12 08:52 am (UTC)Oh no! :( *gives you Dom in hope you can at least see him*
I, like your father, crack up EVERY TIME Elijah does. EVERY TIME.
Dom Monaghan is one serious candidate for "Funniest Man On This
MiddleEarth". He is. Gah. *dead*OMG IT IS SUPERMAN POTTER. FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BROOMSTICK.
HAHAHAHA! He TOTALLY has Tom Welling hair!
he's still got that "I'm kind of constipated, and think I'm still playing Legolas" look on his face. Oh well. Is pretty.
Yeah...but I think it's also because he sorta recoils from Kirsten in the pic, which makes me think "omg he HAS to be asexual", which makes me think of Legolas (regardless of his crush on Aragorn of course ;D).
His ass is so hot even when he's picking it. LOOK HOW THOSE PANTS FIT HIM OMG.
Well yeah. It's a well known fact that Orlando Bloom has the hottest body in show business, and if he weren't an actor, he'd easily be a model. ;)
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Date: 2005-01-11 11:40 pm (UTC)HEE.
I am undone too.
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Date: 2005-01-12 12:09 am (UTC)but the asian is scary!!! he's large and...his underwear :O
haha <3333
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Date: 2005-01-12 01:04 am (UTC)2. Hmm, Billy is hanging out with old men who like to run around in their nuddy pants. Okay. I guess that's healthy.
3. I like the how the pole (which really is strategically placed) covering Orblando's only ture talent is so immense.
4. The Dorli picture. I. Almost. Died.
Moonay you are God. I am going to convert from Judaism to Moonaism, and worship you. Your picpsams = thebestthingseverohemgee.
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Date: 2005-01-12 06:35 am (UTC)MY
GOD
YOUR
ICON!!!!!
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333totheendoftheearth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love that movie with freakin all I have!!!!
Along with Garden State and Igby Goes Down. :D
So much love!
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Date: 2005-01-13 12:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-12 08:58 am (UTC)Omfg watch the Easter Eggs on the RotK EE! You HAVE to! Makes the entire package worth it!
I like the how the pole (which really is strategically placed) covering Orblando's only ture talent is so immense.
Yes, the pole is immense, unlike Orlando, who....isn't. ;) But yeah he'd probably be a very good fuck, and also he's wearing a bathing suit on his privates, because you can see the tip of it on the left of the pole. Hahaha I am obsessed!
Don't convert from Judaism! I'll have Rabbais chasing me! ;D
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Date: 2005-01-13 12:20 am (UTC)Shhh! No, don't tell me that. It is much more amusing when he is sun bathing nude.
I won't convert from Judaism, but I will secretly continue to worship you.
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Date: 2005-01-12 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-12 04:52 am (UTC)great picspam. in the picture of you being mad your hand eerily resembles a penis.
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Date: 2005-01-12 09:01 am (UTC)HAHAHAHAHA!
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Date: 2005-01-12 06:31 am (UTC)hahahah love it!
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Date: 2005-01-12 08:08 am (UTC)i think that means it's time for bed.
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Date: 2005-01-12 09:03 am (UTC)*DIES LAUGHING* OMFG YOU MADE ME STARE AT IT AND I ALMOST FELL FOR IT ALSO!
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Date: 2005-01-12 08:55 am (UTC)UM, I DO OMG
ALSO, YOU KILL ME WITH THE JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS PICTURES. *paws the screen*
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Date: 2005-01-12 09:05 am (UTC)That was my last JRM pic of that series. It really was one killer photoshoot. ;D *unsticks Siria's hands from her monitor because Siria shouldn't be spending money on a new one if JRM isn't buying it for her*
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Date: 2005-01-14 09:07 pm (UTC)Gah gah gah gah shirtless!Dan. So much lust. (Do you think they will include the scene where he takes a dip in the prefect's bathroom? I think if they do I might die. Of happpiness.)
Elijah is always doing mirror photoshoots. He secretly lusts after himself.