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One True Pairing Ship
Harry/Draco

Canon Ship
Ron/Hermione, Draco/Pansy, Sirius/Remus

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Ummm....it used to be Harry/Ginny, but I think that right now it's Narcissa/Draco, because it's Malfoycest of the wrong kind. :D

"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Heheheh, Chan!Harry/Lucius

"I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Ron/Draco, Harry/Hermione

"It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Sirius/anyone (yes, even Remus)

Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Ron/Draco

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Harry/Draco (bahahaha)

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Harry/Severus (but I do read it periodically, because there are way too many good writers in this ship)

"When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Harry/Draco, because that's what I search for in Chapter Owls in the end of the day. :)

Same thing on LotR -

One True Pairing Ship
Aragorn/Legolas (how yaoi of me)

Canon Ship
Faramir/Eowyn, Frodo/Sam

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Legolas/Gimly (!!!!!ewewewew nooo! no dwarves in fandom!)

"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Ummmmm....Haldir/Legolas? :D (because it's the two ponciest elves in Middle earth together)

"I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Galadriel/Eowyn (YES), Boromir/Aragorn, Boromir/Haldir

"It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Boromir/Aragorn (Oh, the angst)

Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Aragorn/Haldir

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Ahahahaha, Legolas/anyone (Hello, this is like THE asexual elf of the trilogy)

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Boromir/Faramir (they are hot, but not together. sorry)

"When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Aragorn/Legolas because it's sho pretteh! :9


Okay, I'm like the last person in fandom to realize that JKR did a parody on Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition" in OotP, right? Someone please smack me.




Okay, I love Viggo Mortensen SO MUCH right now. Between him and Ian McKellen, I'm having a MARVELOUS time in LotR fandom!



Whee! New Pippin!

Pippin: "I am not Pippin Took anymore. I am now the angsty incarnation of Peregrin Took. I shall frown and bear my lower teeth all the time in attempt to look serious and impressive."
Gandalf: *SNORT* "you will be impressive when you stop smoking two bags of weed a day, young Pippin."
Pippin: "But I don't! I am a guard in the Gondorean army! I have left my friends and kinsmen in order to do this honourable task!"
Gandalf: "And you were well compensated for it. Don't think I haven't noticed that foolish Meriadock giving you twenty extra bags of weed before leaving, you stoned Hobbit. The day you will be serious and impressive is the day I shall rename myself as 'Gandalf The Sugary Pink'."
Pippin: "Ooooooh, pink will suit you so much!"
Gandalf: "ARGH!" *staffsmack*



.....

Okay. Anyone wishes to recast Arwen's part with Sean Astin's daughter instead of Liv? Look how cute she looks with Viggo! (although, um, ew no)
Maybe this way she won't be known as "ArWench", but more in the line of "Agoogoogoorwen". :)



Oh my god. This is undoubtedly the most heart-melting picture EVER. Look at Johnny in his Wah Cute Father!pose with his daughter. Oh I want to huggle both of them so much right now. *wibbles*



Well, everyone, this is Elijah's tattoo.

More important - everyone, THIS IS ELIJAH'S PELVIS.

3...2...1...*PURRRRRR*



Damn the man. He really is very handsome. Just to state a fact, this is a photo taken by a random Bloomette's camera.

Damn the man. I do not want to crush further on him, it's bad enough that out of my 50 userpics, 20 of them feature him.

DAMN THE MAN! *crushes BADLY*



Photoshopped a bit, aren't we Orlando? Those freckles and specks are twice as visible in RL, not to mention that his skin definitely does not glow. Oh come the fuck on people. *is very grumpy over Bloomy tonight*



This is Hugo weaving in the Wellington premiere, and I think he looks run over. By a big truck. Again and again and again. The guy works too hard. *cuddles*



New RotK Legolas image. Oh goodness, each LotR movie they make his eyes scarier, I swear. *is so freaked out by them right now* They disturb my Bloomette vibes, and the Bloomettes is not happy, not by a long shot. *cringes*



Hmmm, so there IS one goods thing to be said about Keanu Reeves: He has very nice byceps, but nothing else bahahahahaha. >:D



Wah! Doom! I have class at 8am tomorrow morning and I need to go to bed now, on a Thursday night. WAHWAHWAH.

Also, final note - everyone in here who lives in the UK, watch Graham Norton tonight at 10pm because Jason Isaacs is coming over. If any of you can transform clips of this show to some sort of Quicktime of Media Player format, I'll do whatever you want, including sexual favours (because it's JASON ISAACS GAAAAAAAAAAAH).

Night! :D