I'm like a tabloid tonight heehee
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Chester: I'm the most important person...ever.
Mike: I think Chester's full of himself, and I think that's really HOT.
Chester: Sometimes at night you're full of me too.
Just to let you in on those names you're going to see in tonight's insane quotes:
This is Chester "wacko" Bennington This is Joseph "Mr. Hahn"/"Joe" Hahn.
This is Brad "don't get in his mouth's bad side" This is Rob "he who has pecs to die for" Bourdon
This is Phoenix "silent madness" And this is Mike "b00bgod" Shinoda
Now, to the quotes -
Mike: "brad is a pop diva"
Brad: "Mike is a pop diva"
Brad: "I'm allergic to SPAM"
Mike: "Brad-is it true that your mom is a hamster"
Brad: "We'll be selling Linkin Park kittens next month though. They have blue hair and wear lots of jewellery"
Chester: I'm a big dork
Mike: You have a big dork too.
Chester: Yes I know.
Brad: "Ozzfest is cool, but different. Lots of mullets, and tattoos, not so many teeth"
Mike: I guess our cover is blown -- we're not big, scary assholes, people should feel comfortable being normal. You don't have to put up a huge front to be in a band.
Chester: I do. Every day when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again. 'Must become action figure. Must become action figure.'
Chester: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!
Mike: Yeah, Chester likes to smell people's shoes.
Chester: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?
Chester: Shut up when I'm talking to you before I whip out my friend and give you mushroom stamps!
Mike: Yeah, your little friend haha!
Chester: Oh you would know wouldn't you?
Mike: Oh baby you know it!
Joe: Are you saying I'm fat?!?!
Mike: Yes. I mean no!!! I mean, hmmm....
Chester: Everybody thinks we're a boy band!
Interviewer: Yeah, where does this come from? I never mistook you for a boy band
Chester: I think it's because of my strikingly good looks
Mike: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks
Mike: You know those guyard with the hats? The ones that don't move. Can you touch them? Can you, like, stick your thumbs up their butts and they wouldn't move?
Brad: At that point wouldn't they, like, destroy you?
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida
Chester: That was pure evil
Chester: Thank you all for coming out to help fight breast cancer. I know I'm a big fan of boobies myself
Mike: Hear, hear
Chester: So, I think it's really great that so many people are coming out to help save as many boobies as we can
And last one for Doomsday -
Interviewer: So what's your plans for Valentine's Day?
Chester: Masturbation
How can one NOT love those guys? If only for the slashy innuendos and the fact they live more time on a bus together than with their wives and girlfriends.
Yet another RotK cap that talented me improved, this time with my ancient PS5. (Damn you, too-expensive PSP. >:( ) Behold Figwit, gayest of brunette elves (beside Elrond).
Is that Elijah Wood wearing a diaper? o_O
OH MY GOD. PEOPLE, I PRESENT YOU THE BEST PICTURE FOR THE YEAR 2004. THERE ARE NO WORDS. NONE. (none but incoherent noises that moves between a snort, a snigger and fainting out cold) (but just to say, Elijah Wood is a better Harry Potter than Harry Potter. 'Nough said >:D)
One of the cuter Billy Crystal moments in the Oscars. Ahem. :)(oh I just love it when he's impersonating Orlando Bloom. I just love it XD)
And here people, we have the one time in the whole damn LotR trilogy movies when Legolas is dishevelled (and dammit, we waited long enough, don't you think? >;)). Celebrate, sacrifice Orli dolls to Satan, do what you want. I'm going to ogle this until I can't anymore.
AHAHAHAHAH BILLY'S FACE! Love him. Love that scene. Love it. :D He's like "Aragorn you stoned?"
And here we have two hiularious things: Jack Sparrow's best "wtf?" face, and Orlando Bloom actually MEANING to make a blank face. Marvel at the glory of acting people. And die of laughter of course, yes. ;D
Will someone explain me the 5 o'clock shadow on his chin? Is it a godawful attempt at disgusing his weak chin or just a godawful goatee? Or maybe just a godawful moment of light-and-shadow captured?
In addition to Viggo's pick with ikkle!Henry, I must say that right now, probably 20 million teenaged girls are ovulating before they should. Ahem.
Oh damn. That unopened button gets me EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME. NNNNNG need to open it NNNNG.
Dom, Dom, Dom. This will not end you in bed with Johnny Depp, however you hope. Nope. I think he tends to go for the uncrossed-eyed, de-canine-d tongue look. Hm.
It's 2AM and my back is telling me I should probably lie down. Which I will. Presently.
adela711 I got your email. Expect one back tomorrow. :)
avadriel, I need to know your birthday. Don't ask why. ;)
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Date: 2004-03-08 04:12 pm (UTC)And why, oh why, does Elijah look younger than Dan Radcliffe?
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Date: 2004-03-08 04:41 pm (UTC)herhim!! The guy who says "My Lady". I loff him so much *hugs him* Is he *really* called Figwit?no subject
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Date: 2004-03-09 03:30 am (UTC)Also, you icon is breath of fresh air, it's been ages since I've seen a chibi
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Date: 2004-03-08 08:25 pm (UTC)he might have...
...A FACIAL EXPRESSION!
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Date: 2004-03-08 08:37 pm (UTC)Chester: That was pure evil
XDD I could read those guys' qoutes all day! Mike/Chester is my RPS OTP, man.
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Date: 2004-03-09 01:09 am (UTC)Isn't it EVERYONE's rock OTP? (beside those Aerosmith dudes who look gayer than them)
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Date: 2004-03-08 09:06 pm (UTC)I am in love with LP as of now.
Gotta love Dom.
Gotta love Lij.
Gotta love every single one of them.
And your commentary - BAHA AHAH H AH HA HAH AHHAHAHAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2004-03-09 01:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-09 05:20 am (UTC)And bring the LOTR DVD's.
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Date: 2004-03-09 09:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-08 10:37 pm (UTC)Chester: Yeah well sometimes at night you're full of me too.
*grin*
And the diaper... LOL!
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Date: 2004-03-09 01:12 am (UTC)Hee!
Date: 2004-03-08 11:45 pm (UTC)Eeeelijah! Whatever he's wearing under those tights, it looks suspiciously like the "full briefs" they were advertising in a Myer catalogue recently... And dude. That wig. Those glasses. *dies* He can be Harry when Dan Radcliffe grows too big.
*snerks at all the Orlando pics* I haven't seen the buttoned!jacket pic before... pwetty ... but bad, bad, bad lighting. In *both* B&W Orlando!shots. Ugh.
And Dom. Is. So. Cute. And silly, too.
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Date: 2004-03-10 02:12 pm (UTC)Gneh. I know what you mean.