DDDDDDDD:

[loony_moony]

YOU GUYS

THERE'S A HUGE COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY BATH CURTAIN

I'M HIDING IN MY TV AREA WITH THE DOOR CLOSED

I'M REALLY REALLY AFRAID OF COCKROACHES

REALLY REALLY

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

I'M NOT HAPPY NOW

REALLY NOT HAPPY

*CRIES*

Comments

[hkath.livejournal.com]

ACK! I feel your pain!! I am unaffected by roaches but DEATHLY afraid of spiders. Can you get to some bugspray? I find that all my reservations about chemicals and stuff disappear when my space is being threatened like that. JUST SPRAY THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!! :(

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO BUGSPRAY. I THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING SOME YESTERDAY AND THEN I WAS LIKE NAAAAAAH. I SUCK SO HARD. DDDDD:

[hkath.livejournal.com]

UMMMM LEAVE IT TRAPPED IN THERE, GO BUY SOME AND THEN IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE ROACH, JUST KEEP IT BY YOU ALWAYS UNTIL YOU DO!!!

YES MY OLD APARTMENT WAS SCUZZY AND INFESTED. I HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

LANDLADY IS GOING TO BE SO ANGRY AT ME. SHE THINKS THIS HOUSE GETS NO BUGS. SHE MIGHT'VE BEEN TRUE UNTIL MEEEE. DDDDD: I GOT SOME SPRAY.

[thegreyking.livejournal.com]

Spray it with something. Anything. I even used suntan oil on a spider earlier.

Then when it's on the ground, beat it with a shoe for a solid twenty minutes.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

THAT SOUNDS GOOD BUT ALL MY SPRAYS ARE IN MY BATHROOM DDDDDD:

I'M GOING TO SEE IF I CAN FILCH SOMEHTING FROM AWESOME LANDLADY'S CLEANING STASH

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

SHOOT IT!

Before it develops language skills!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I DON'T OWN A GUN! I WOULD'VE OTHERWISE! D:

IT SERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF MEN IN BLACK UGH UGH UGH

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

Quick! Find someone who can loan you a cat. Roaches, even the great big ones, are basically Oreos to them.

Or a wolf spider would work too. They totally eat those giant roaches...

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

THE ONE CAT I KNOW WOULD TREAT IT LIKE AN OREO IS 6,000 MILES AWAY. DDDD:

I OWN NO PETS, CLUE. LANDLADY'S DOG IS AN 8 YEAR OLD DOGGIE WHO MOSTLY SLEEPS.

I'M TRYING TO GATHER MY FLIMSY COURAGE AND ATTACK IT WITH FURNUTURE SPRAY AND A BIG SHOE WHILE WEARING MY UGGS, I'M THAT SCARED.

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

No! THat's just what it EXPECTS you to do!

Get a tupperware from the kitchen instead, and drop it over the thing, trapping it to the floor. Then you can empty a whole fucking can of raid under the edge, and it won't be able to get away.

And just to be sure, you should bury it on consecrated ground afterward, with a holly branch through its heart.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T DROP IT ON THE THING, IT'S VERTICAL! AND I'M NOT GOING TO GET ANY FUCKING CLOSER THAN A SPRAY RANGE OMFG.

ALSO, I DON'T HAVE RAID.

I'M SERIOUSLY PONDERING ASKING FOR ONE OF YOUR CATS. D:

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor LMooney. We shall sing songs of your bravery wherever we gather at the campfires, so the children shall never forget your mighty struggle...

Now go smack it off the curtain with your telephone book, then throw the book on top of it when it falls, and jump up and down on top of that.

It should work.

I'll wait over here.
On the chair.

[maruchina.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeek! CALL SOMEONE. That's what I usually do. Or, if you really have to: RAID. Raid it down. Scream while Raiding, run away, and it'll be dead when you come back. Then, you call someone to have it cleaned up.

... Obviously, I'm a sissy.

GOOD LUCK.

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

Set fire to the curtain!

Er. Maybe slight overkill. Find a big burly, handsome neighbour to come in and deal with and swoon on him after?