SHOW IS MAAAAAAAHN

[loony_moony]

Oh, True Blood. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. :D


1. HAHAHAHA OMFG UNIMPRESSED ERIC IS UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR SHITTY ROLEPLAY.

2. ASkars' red red lips. And BORED LOOK. Oh yes, the undead life of the hottest (and only) Viking left must be so difficult. You know, fending all those willing fangirls and all. Do you think they're modelling Eric after RPattz and the Twitards?

3. Oh well HELLO THERE BEEL'S MAKER! You'll be the one going "BEEL IS MAAAAAAAHN" tonight, I believe? LOL WHAT IF IT'S SOMETHING SHE PASSES IN HER BLOOD. xD

4 Speaking of Beel, LOL AT HIM LIP SYNCHING SINGING BY THE PIANO WITH THE SLICKED BACK HAIR. LOL! But you know what's even LOLER? The complete lack of sexual chemistry he had in that supposedly-shocking sex scene with Laureen while Stupid Fake Blond Trashbag was bleeding to death from her jugular.

5. Speaking of sex scenes, WTFLOLBBQ NO BEEL/SUCKY SEX SCENE? Not even ONE. Stephen Moyer must be so disappointed. BAZINGA!

6. Hahahahaha the whole Sucky/Hugo thing was so failboat on so many levels. One level is that she sucks so hard at intrigue, it must be painful to be inside her head and see the fail happening. Another level was the whole Twilight-ish "OMG TURN ME BEFORE I'M OOOOOOOLD" sequence. SO MUCH FAIL.

7. Jason Stackhouse is a dumbass.

8. LAFAYETTE! OH BB OH NO. I was spoiled about the PTSD, but to have Eric play in his delusions is just....oh Lafayette. (although it WAS kinda awesome to watch) That Pam came afterwards (PAM!!!) and made him do go back to business (probably either because Eric wants to expose his Dallas connection, or to make extra cash), was painful to see. LAFAYETTE. *WAILS*

9. TERRY! <3333333333333333333 I heart Terry and his flaily courage and his good heart. TERRY MUST NEVER DIE.

10. HOYT. *_* AND JESSICA. *_* AND HOYT/JESSICA. *_*! aldjalfkjfsajfsakfla CUTEST. COUPLE. EVER.

11. THANK GOD THEY'RE MOVING THE MARYANN PLOT FORWARD AGAIN. Because though I like Maryann as a character, SHE'S DONE ALMOST NOTHING BUT SNARK AND VIBRATE. And I'm all meh about Eggs, especially during his Jason Bourne Gone Deep Voice scene. Oh honey, you're no Matt Damon.

12. TARA GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

13. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

(14. BEEL IS MAAAAAAAAAHN, goes Laureen, while Beel is all BONDAGE BAD. BONDAGE V. BAD. NEED SUCKY. xD)

ETA: 15. BEST LINE IN THE EPISODE: "You were on no any damn gay cruise! Cause if you were, you would've come back with MORE pizzaz, NOT LESS!"
XD XD XD ILU ANDY AND YOUR DRUNKEN ACCUSATIONS.

Oh man, when Supernatural comes back while this show is still mid-season, I'm gonna walk around in a DAZE. :D Oh MAN, just realized this season will be over before SPN comes back. FAIL. D: