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Today was very tiring. Remind me never to stay online till 4am, and then play tennis at midday for 2 hours straight. Very tiring indeed. On the other hand, my stamina seems to be alarmingly good. I wonder if I should get laid. ;)

Dude, that hat. I don't know who thought of adding a fur cape to a baseball cap, but this is either ingenious or really really silly. What's really surprising is the way Tom Felton manages to pull it off.

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All I can say is that Dan is becoming disconscertingly good at this "temptation from satan" business. For god's sake! He's swinging his hips while walking!

For some reason, this picture is, imho, the best picture of Orlando I have ever seen, and I don't know why. Maybe it's because he looks so very grim. Oh, the show-business metaphore with the light flashing at his face! *drops hand on face in a very Antigone manner* I like it when he plays "martyr". ;)

Ooooh, he does the peacoat thing well. He does the peacoat thing very well. *ogles his svelte form in the torso-hugging dark coat*

But then again, he should definitely stoip making David Beckham faces at the camera.

More Bean! Oooh! curly Bean! Curly sweaty bloody AND sexy Bean! I want to give him a bath and then shag him senseless in Paris's bed. ;D

Heheheheh, you know what I like in this picture? I really like the shadows the glasses make on Dan's face. Makes him look older, somehow, more intelligent, less like a jailbait brat who's way too yummy for his age.

I also like Gary in here. He looks like one of those perverts who walk over to you in a street, pull aside their maroon raincoats and show off their bits. >:D

No, really, Harry should definitely not have blowjob-shots. This is practically indecent.

Dammit, Orlando! Didn't you do ENOUGH orgasm-inducing photoshoots?! For goodness' sake man, we KNOW you're a good lay!

I don't know what's worse, Orlando looking like David Beckham, or Orlando looking like Johnny Depp. This is not a good choice.

Okay, you know what I could live without? I could live without the knowledge this guy looks gorgeous in black hair. I really could. I want to make his hair curl again from so much sweat because of this, which is really not healthy.

Really.

Please stop looking shaggable, Orlando. Don't worry, we'll buy tickets to your movies anyway, pretty man.

*dies*

Oh my god! A facial expression! A facial expression! He can act pain! Yes! We have come a long way since Legolas and his constipated misery! :D

Mmmm...a dark corner with a comfy sofa with an Orli sprawled all over it...mmmm...a fine prospect indeed...>:D

Er, yes, and why exactly is Harry dressed like the Metatron again?

Lupin has a walking stick. That is quite endearing. :)

Oh god, I fucking swear, we need to start a petition "Stop the Jailbaitness! Fangirls Do Not Want To End Up In Prison! De-beautify the Guy!"

No, he does NOT need to look this hot. Dear god, I never got this hot and bothered about canon Harry!

Oh my god I just got my Genfic challenges and GAH I have no idea about the Vikings' method of fighting NOR about the defeat of the Spanish Armada! siriaeve! HELP!