Supernatural 5x22 - Swan Song

[loony_moony]

Um, my main reaction seems to be along the lines of LOLWUT.

1. LOLWUT. Double curveballs. Adam is Michael and Sam is Lucifer. Michael grips Samifer and jumps into perdition.

2. LOLWUT. The Bloody Mary mirror scene, take 2. Samifer talking to Sam through a mirror, but it's mainly a Jared vs. Jared scene, throughout which all I could think is I'm probably the only Also Deangirl around who thinks his hair is fabulous.

3. LOLWUT. Chuck is God. BUT. AMULET. BUT. JOSHUA. BUT. THIS WHOLE FUCKING ARC. Fuck yeah, THERE ARE PLOTHOLES. You know what? Kripke + Chuck = CHICKPEA. THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, SPN WRITERS.

4. LOLWUT. Castiel and Bobby the amazing undead. They die! They come back! They're walking! Castiel's the new Michael!

5. LOLWUT. The whole "Becoming" - like hell portal. This episode reeks so much of Buffy it's not even funny. I mean, it IS funny if you're Neil Gaiman.

6. LOLWUT. BECKY AND GOD WERE AN ITEM.

7. LOLWUT. Sam sends Dean to Lisa, AND DEAN GOES THERE. And he's crawling in with his tail between his legs, AND SAM IS OUT THERE STALKING HIM. Sam? Samifer?

OH MY GOD. SAM IS MICHAEL.

8. I thought the Impala was God. Or, like, the cage. IDK.

9. There were too many montages. I'm just saying!

10. ANVILS ARE HEAVY.

11. ASSBUTT.

Good night.

Comments

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

The army man was precious -- until it became the yellow crayon. UGGGGGGGGH.

I don't even know, That was -- not good. I could stop on my Convenient Adam anger and stew there for days, but...what are you gonna do?

I wish we got the apocalypse :|

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm mostly okay with the episode! True, Samifer vs. Michael!Dean would've been WORLDS OF AWESOME, but I'm still liking this! :)