Supernatural 6x03 - The Third Man
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loony_moonyYou know you're Jewish when you start naming shit in Hebrew while watching Show. Also, that Dean is a yenta.
WELL HI HELLO DRAMA AND SOME FORM OF MYTHARC AND POSSIBLY A PLOTLINE SO OBVIOUS I'M KIND OF CRYING RIGHT NOW.
0. Cold start pretty fucking disgusting. And yet again medieval! I dunno about you, but when I think of skinning people, I think about the Middle Ages. Goes with my early theories, heh.
1. WOAH, PORN. Dean has a little morning sex dream, including lots of gratuitous shots of Jensen's back (seriously one of the most beautiful backs I've ever seen) with rough voice and stubble action and MMMMMMMMM. And then they UP IT, with gratuitous shots of Sam working out like the machine he is. Chest heaving, muscles straining, gee I wonder who Sera Gamble has the hots for OH LET ME GUESS. I suppose this is a good time to put in an obvious disclaimer: Ever since season 4, I'm unable to see Jared Padalecki as truly sexually desirable. TOO MAMY MUSCLES, TOO MUCH PUFF. I think he's been getting smaller, BUT I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL, because the way he looks physically repels me now. SORRY, SAMGIRLS.
Anyhow.
2. What's Wrong With You, Sam #1: You paid a prostitute to have sex with you? I mean, WHAT. Sam Winchester, he of the woobie feelings and sparkly rainbow sex, just became a John? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. Okay, also? I know the aforementioned disclaimer I just wrote up there might negate this, but I know Jared's got enough fangirls to oppose what I've said, so seriously. Sam Winchester can walk into a college bar and BREATHE and all the girls would be on him, definitely some guys too. And he just paid a hooker for one night, because that's how fucked up he is now. I know the boy torture might've been the main Sam Is Fucked Up moment of the show, but to me this was far more telling. Wow.
3. CASTIEL! \o/ And just as lacking in social skills as always. AND OH, THE SHIPPING WARS. I HAVE A DEEP BOND WITH DEAN. I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME. Show never misses an occasion to fanservice, does it. :D They also definitely upped the whole jumping from place to place thing he does, which is kind of really awesome. Also, LOL, ENOCHIAN. THE STAFF OF MOSES. And he can safely rule that it's not Moses!!! Oh, Castiel, stay weird.
3.25. Ooooh I love the lighting in the Birch house! The dad is surrounded in shadows, Castiel is haloed by sunlight beautifully streaming through windows that I wanna say were stained glass? Show gets artistic sometimes and I love it for doing so.
3.5. That said, UGH UGH UGH KID TORTURE IS NOT OKAY. YES, YOU CROWD THAT BLACK KID, ATTACK HIS DAD, KIDNAP HIM, SEDATE HIM AND THEN TORTURE HIM. THAT'S SO OKAY. Fuck you. SO NOT OKAY. And don't you think I can't see what you did thar with Castiel's characterization. Cheap ploy is visible and cheap. Shut up, Gamble.
3.75. Oh, oh, and "don't you think the police would take him home?" THE ANVIL IS STUPIDLY IRONIC. BUT MAINLY JUST STUPID. SHUT UP, GAMBLE.
3.8. What Is Wrong With You, Sam #2: You stopped Dean from stopping the kid torture and didn't even CARE? THAT KID? WAS NOT GORDON. OR RUBY. You are assisting in torture, and you don't mind it. LOVELY.
4. So, Balthazar. I'll be honest, the main image I have of Balthazar is the demon him in "Constantine", dressed in the very beautiful countenance of Gavin Rossdale. And this is obviously a very different Balthazar, and a very poncy one too. I mean, he's just...poncy! He's all blah blah OMG CASTIEL YOU'RE SUCH A REBEL blah blah THERE ARE NO RULES blah blah IMMA DO WHATEVER I WANT blah blah blaaaaah. And all along I thought "um, you're an ANGEL. An angel who's just been stealing shit for no reason". Isn't some angel at some point on Show supposed to lose his grace for doing this kind of shit? I mean, how far is he from a demon at this point? Lol the demons are more pious than the angels. Lolarious. I see what you did thar again, Show.
5. Rapahel got Lotted! AMAZING. Loved it. Raphael was never very interesting anyway. Uriel and Zachariah were way more amusing.
6. So, this season is going to be all "OMG NO THE EVIL ANGELS CAN'T WIN BECAUSE THEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES BAAAAACK"? Are you threatening us with a season 5 mytharc repeat?
...THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING VIABLE AS A THREAT. D: Talk about gum stretching with a cocktease ending.
7. I'm venturing a guess here about the other Weapons, since they're being very Biblical: the apple of knowledge from good and bad, Elijah's coat. Maybe also Gabriel's trumpet? BLAAAAAAAH. The Hannukah Ewer was so much better.
8. Don't think I missed the "Wendigo" reference. After the scene last episode between Dean and Lisa mimicking Sam and Dean meeting in Pilot, are we doing a whole parallel thing now? Because Sam's behaviour now seems to be complete opposite in motive to Dean's behaviour in season 1.
9. The Brother Talk Over Impala Roof By Body Of Water thing was very anvilicious. Yes, we get that Something Is Wrong With Sam. I just. I miss Sam Winchester being Sammich. There is Mystery Spot, and then there is the one-dimentional machine he's been up till now in this season. Siiiiigh.
9.5. And I also think it's pretty obvious Sam did not get the tour of Hell that Dean did.
10. Also? Dean is a crap dad and the whole Lisa shit is remarkably idiotic, so I'm ignoring it.
THERE WAS MISHA ON MY TV AND IT MADE ME HAPPY.
WELL HI HELLO DRAMA AND SOME FORM OF MYTHARC AND POSSIBLY A PLOTLINE SO OBVIOUS I'M KIND OF CRYING RIGHT NOW.
0. Cold start pretty fucking disgusting. And yet again medieval! I dunno about you, but when I think of skinning people, I think about the Middle Ages. Goes with my early theories, heh.
1. WOAH, PORN. Dean has a little morning sex dream, including lots of gratuitous shots of Jensen's back (seriously one of the most beautiful backs I've ever seen) with rough voice and stubble action and MMMMMMMMM. And then they UP IT, with gratuitous shots of Sam working out like the machine he is. Chest heaving, muscles straining, gee I wonder who Sera Gamble has the hots for OH LET ME GUESS. I suppose this is a good time to put in an obvious disclaimer: Ever since season 4, I'm unable to see Jared Padalecki as truly sexually desirable. TOO MAMY MUSCLES, TOO MUCH PUFF. I think he's been getting smaller, BUT I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL, because the way he looks physically repels me now. SORRY, SAMGIRLS.
Anyhow.
2. What's Wrong With You, Sam #1: You paid a prostitute to have sex with you? I mean, WHAT. Sam Winchester, he of the woobie feelings and sparkly rainbow sex, just became a John? WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. Okay, also? I know the aforementioned disclaimer I just wrote up there might negate this, but I know Jared's got enough fangirls to oppose what I've said, so seriously. Sam Winchester can walk into a college bar and BREATHE and all the girls would be on him, definitely some guys too. And he just paid a hooker for one night, because that's how fucked up he is now. I know the boy torture might've been the main Sam Is Fucked Up moment of the show, but to me this was far more telling. Wow.
3. CASTIEL! \o/ And just as lacking in social skills as always. AND OH, THE SHIPPING WARS. I HAVE A DEEP BOND WITH DEAN. I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME. Show never misses an occasion to fanservice, does it. :D They also definitely upped the whole jumping from place to place thing he does, which is kind of really awesome. Also, LOL, ENOCHIAN. THE STAFF OF MOSES. And he can safely rule that it's not Moses!!! Oh, Castiel, stay weird.
3.25. Ooooh I love the lighting in the Birch house! The dad is surrounded in shadows, Castiel is haloed by sunlight beautifully streaming through windows that I wanna say were stained glass? Show gets artistic sometimes and I love it for doing so.
3.5. That said, UGH UGH UGH KID TORTURE IS NOT OKAY. YES, YOU CROWD THAT BLACK KID, ATTACK HIS DAD, KIDNAP HIM, SEDATE HIM AND THEN TORTURE HIM. THAT'S SO OKAY. Fuck you. SO NOT OKAY. And don't you think I can't see what you did thar with Castiel's characterization. Cheap ploy is visible and cheap. Shut up, Gamble.
3.75. Oh, oh, and "don't you think the police would take him home?" THE ANVIL IS STUPIDLY IRONIC. BUT MAINLY JUST STUPID. SHUT UP, GAMBLE.
3.8. What Is Wrong With You, Sam #2: You stopped Dean from stopping the kid torture and didn't even CARE? THAT KID? WAS NOT GORDON. OR RUBY. You are assisting in torture, and you don't mind it. LOVELY.
4. So, Balthazar. I'll be honest, the main image I have of Balthazar is the demon him in "Constantine", dressed in the very beautiful countenance of Gavin Rossdale. And this is obviously a very different Balthazar, and a very poncy one too. I mean, he's just...poncy! He's all blah blah OMG CASTIEL YOU'RE SUCH A REBEL blah blah THERE ARE NO RULES blah blah IMMA DO WHATEVER I WANT blah blah blaaaaah. And all along I thought "um, you're an ANGEL. An angel who's just been stealing shit for no reason". Isn't some angel at some point on Show supposed to lose his grace for doing this kind of shit? I mean, how far is he from a demon at this point? Lol the demons are more pious than the angels. Lolarious. I see what you did thar again, Show.
5. Rapahel got Lotted! AMAZING. Loved it. Raphael was never very interesting anyway. Uriel and Zachariah were way more amusing.
6. So, this season is going to be all "OMG NO THE EVIL ANGELS CAN'T WIN BECAUSE THEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES BAAAAACK"? Are you threatening us with a season 5 mytharc repeat?
...THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING VIABLE AS A THREAT. D: Talk about gum stretching with a cocktease ending.
7. I'm venturing a guess here about the other Weapons, since they're being very Biblical: the apple of knowledge from good and bad, Elijah's coat. Maybe also Gabriel's trumpet? BLAAAAAAAH. The Hannukah Ewer was so much better.
8. Don't think I missed the "Wendigo" reference. After the scene last episode between Dean and Lisa mimicking Sam and Dean meeting in Pilot, are we doing a whole parallel thing now? Because Sam's behaviour now seems to be complete opposite in motive to Dean's behaviour in season 1.
9. The Brother Talk Over Impala Roof By Body Of Water thing was very anvilicious. Yes, we get that Something Is Wrong With Sam. I just. I miss Sam Winchester being Sammich. There is Mystery Spot, and then there is the one-dimentional machine he's been up till now in this season. Siiiiigh.
9.5. And I also think it's pretty obvious Sam did not get the tour of Hell that Dean did.
10. Also? Dean is a crap dad and the whole Lisa shit is remarkably idiotic, so I'm ignoring it.
THERE WAS MISHA ON MY TV AND IT MADE ME HAPPY.
