WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR MOONAY

[loony_moony]

....TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS JOURNAL HAS BEEN INVADED! *WINS* :">

HAHA. Yes. This is actually evie_the_angel here, and for nefarious purposes thatI have yet to determine, I have LJ-napped Moonay's pride and joy to bring tears to all of your pretty Bloomette eyes!



NOW THAT I HAVE GOT YOUR ATTENTION! \:D/ I suspect that few of you will be disappointed even though I do not come bearing ugly!Orli pictures, however.

So first, we have some terribly Glammedup!Daniel, with that brooding expression and eyes of doom...



And, because I'm sadistic like that, a barrage of picture which prove that some boys really do need to keep their appendages to themselves.









Mmmmmmm YESPLEASEKTHNX.

ANYWAY! Getting to the point....



And if you thought he was being consistent with the tongue exposure, what is with this particular posture?







*quietly squeals at teh Gary!touching*



If there is one thing that makes me crack up about Dan, it is his shirts.

And this one just makes me cry. SNOWFLAKES OF DOOM! SDKLFJLSKDJ





The affinity for pink is also quite amusing. *pets gayicon!Dan*









...as is his penchant for NOT DOING UP HIS COLLAR PROPERLY AND SENDING A MILLION FANGIRLS INTO SQUEEING FITS



His fashion sense is sometimes questionable.... (Arm sock? ARM SOCK?)





...but he makes up for it by going and hugging Tom Felton.



But what is he doing with Emma? O_O



Perhaps I shall throw some suggestive screencaps, just because I can.

"It really helps!"



"...and I'd ask you to lower your wand."



And of course...



And back to my angsty!modelling!dan, who seems to have a great affinity for those shoes...because, yes, that IS what I was focusing on in these two photos! Really!





Yes, he is a nerd. Why do you ask?





AND LASTLY, BECAUSE I HAVE TO REDEEM HIM SOMEHOW:







......*WINS!*

If your eyes truly burn, then Moonay is subjecting my flist to her madness over at my journal.

\:D/

---evie_the_angel

Comments

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

...is he wearing a muu-muu in the red thing-covering-his-chest-that-cannot-possibly-be-legal picture?

Anyway. Best Danspam ever. A+!

I do wonder where he's trying to get with Emma, though.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Forget what's HE doing to Emma, but what's EMMA doing to HIM? With that groping and leaning and SMOOCHING. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HRRRRRMPH.

He looks better hugging Tom Felton. Because that's the only time Tom Felton doesn't look like a pimply lamp pole. >:D

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

But he has his hand, like, HOVERING over her boob! Is this not suspicious?

And I disagree, I think Tom Felton looks like a pimply lamp pole in that picture too.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Urgh, teen hormones. Can we not be SPARED of that? >_<

Hahahahahah, alright. I concede. xD

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

I would've beaten you down anyway, good that you quit while you're ahead.

[redbowties.livejournal.com]

*WORSHIPS*

L_M. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SUPER HERO!

EVER.

EVER EVER EVER.

HE IS MATURING. HE IS HOT. EYES YES YES YESK SKLFDajfa.d,f*noises*

thank you.

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

And the best part is that Moonay didn't even do this spam! *WINS* :"> :-*

[redbowties.livejournal.com]

*rereads* *blush* oh yeah, huh. Sorry, was distracted by Dan.

SORRY L_M YOU ARE NO LONGER FAVORITE SUPER HERO! evie_the_angel IS!

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

*STILL WINS!* :">

<3333

[portkey.livejournal.com]

Two things:

In that one picture with the guitar, and the messy room? Somebody so has to manip that writing on the wall to say "Cock and Roll". I mean, really.

And I hadn't seen that particular Severus/Harry screencap.. DUDE. They're looking at each other intently! *stares* *has happy Snarry thoughts*

Dan is pretty.

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

"Cock and Roll".

AHAHAHAAKL:FSJKLASDFJ

The Snarry in PoA was wonderful, was it not?

He really really is.

[portkey.livejournal.com]

I SWEAR, WHEN I FIRST SAW THE IMAGE I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT IT SAID. :|

Very wonderful. As wonderful as the Remus/Harry. :D:D:D

Definitely.

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

*squeals*pets cutenerdywearspinkshirts!Dan*

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

Isn't he gorgeous in pink! Hee!

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

:) Uberly cute.

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD HACK MOONEH'S LJ MORE OFTEN. I will echo someone else and say best. Dan!spam. Evah! Meep. Hesopretty. ACTUALLY I keep meaning to friend you, so this is a good opportunity!! *does so*!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

:((((( Orlando is hiding under my duvet, sniffling, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOY YOU BAD GIRL!

*sniffles too*

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

I STILL L0FF YOU MOONAY. ASSUMING THIS IS MOONY! All this journal swapping is most confusing ;D

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Heheheheh, it is moonay. We swapped back for the comments after a while, because it got people confused, or at least that's why I did it. ;)

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

>:D! *WINS* AHAHAHA We'd been plotting this for some time, so I'm glad it was a success!!!

YAY! NEW FRIEND! *LOFFS*

[shocolatefrog.livejournal.com]

Wow - yup, that sums up 2004 for me!

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Hah.

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

10 points for loffly picspam.

Minus 5002309823059 points for gratuitous use of jailbait.

This means detention! Dungeon in five minutes. Or we'll have to use the whipped cream.

Re: Hah.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

:O:O:O YOU TWO TIMING SPAM READER! I THOUGHT YOU ONLY DID THE DUNGEON-AMD-WHIPPED-CREAM THINGY WITH MEEEE!!!!

Re: Hah.

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeelll.... actually... have never done dungeon-and-whipped cream thing with anyone. u_u I'm a virgin.

Re: Hah.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOH THEN PREPARE TO BE DEFLOWERED, MY PRETTY! >:DDDDD

Re: Hah.

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

Oooh yay do I bring the whipped cream?

Re: Hah.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

AND CHERRIES, YES. :D

Re: Hah.

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

Cherry popping all the way...

Re: Hah.

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

[wingles.livejournal.com]

Oh my. They should not do this. It's not right, it's not healthy, and most of all, not legal. The child is what, fifteen? Or did he just turn sixteen? Heaven's sake.

When they arrest me for child molestation some day, I'll blame it all on Radcliffe's pr person or whoever is responsible for this. What does his mother say? They make him look like porn. It's awful. Really.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Pop culture, baby. No one cares if they're 15 or 25 anymore, as long as they look young and fresh. Dan here is just the biggest example of someone unusually pretty for his age, that's being gently pushed towards pin-updome. :)

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

*WINS* :">

He's just turned 15. One more year!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

RADCLIFFE IS THE PROBLEM. BLAME IT ON THE RADCLIFFE. >:D

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >:)

*IS STILL WINNING*

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

First, I adore you for this post!

The placement of the graphic in the second pic from MuggleThai (white shirt with black paint spattered on it) is very interesting. Where exactly are they trying to draw the viewer's eye, anyway? Hmmmm...

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

Hee. :-*

It is a rather dodgy photo, is it not? O_O Although perviness aside, that's one of my favourite tshirts of his ever. *adores*

[cloudofmilk.livejournal.com]

OMG! You're a Dan-pic-spam-goddess!!!

I LOVE his arm-sock!!!!!
Long live Dan-orlando fashion! :D

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

*adjusts crown* :D!

He's so adorable when he has bad fashion sense! *giggles*

[arsey.livejournal.com]

I'm soo going to jail.

You rock!

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! *WINS* :-*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

I just had a flash of divine um something.

Dan has really -really- bad shirts.

Orlando had screamingly bad shirts.

Maybe it's something in the rule book over there? If you're young and hot and male, with hopefully fluid sexual prefernces... you must wear horrible shirts until your publicist forbids you to.

How does that sound?

Now, when does Dan start sporting the leather wrist cuffs?
(Yes, yes, I KNOW I'm going to hell for even wondering.)

[evieangelique.livejournal.com]

Not all his shirts are bad! Just the Grandma-white zipper jumper and the snowflakes-of-dooom jacket! :-B

Now, when does Dan start sporting the leather wrist cuffs?
(Yes, yes, I KNOW I'm going to hell for even wondering.)

*utterly GONE*

[sundance37.livejournal.com]

hey *waves* i friended you, i hope you dont mind. found your journal through the little switcheroo you and evie_the_angel did. which was hilarious by the way. :-D
and i love your picspam. makes me delightfully happy for several hours afterward.
anyway just wanted to let you know!

<3 emma

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah! Thank you very much! *huggles* Hello new friend! :D