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[loony_moony]

I guess I wasn't the only one lusting for hot Olympic swimmer love, considering the mass of comments that picspam had. :D

I have 2 things to say today:

1. I'm developping a serious crush over grrgoyle.

He tries to convince Seamus to remove his make up with Dark Magic (and of course Potter_Mouth tries to steal the show as usual ;D)

In here he taunts Michael Corner and Ginny! How evilly adorable >:D

(how did Icicle look? Damn, they got me curious now! :D)

Also, Terry has the best legs EVER :D (but he still wants the Potter Boobs >:))

And dracoisyourking has the gorgeousest looking model in his icons. Mmmm, Boyd. :9 (and he's so campy! I lurve him :D)

2. You know that movie, "Rosemary's Baby?" Well, they got it all wrong.

It was actually Rosemary's Babies.

Because I'm daysitting the Twins From Hell now. They're 2 years old, and they're a NIGHTMARE. The boy's mood flips faster than you can say "Harry Potter in OotP" and has the WORST tantrums EVER. The girl's cute, but stubborn to the point one dearly wants to strangle her, and maybe that way get her to finally wash without needing to manipulate her for 20 minutes straight to get out of the friggin bath. GRRRRR.
The couple whose boys I'm babysitting during some weekends told my mom today they gave my cell number to a couple with only one girl. If her mom ever calls me to come over, I'm quitting the Twins Stint that second, trip savings be damned. >:(

Oh my god university procrastination. I really should be calling my vocal teacher and get back in shape, but meh, I just don't want to do that vocal test. I'm so spoiled.

And oh yeah, how lovely. I have Herpes on my right shoulder. Nnnng.

Comments

[lovedoesthat.livejournal.com]

I've never babysat anyone because I am afraid it will make me hate kids and never want to have them. :)) I am impressed. :x

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Usually I don't have that problem when babysitting, but yeah, after today, I told my mom that if I ever get pregnant with twins, I'm going to have an abortion. >_

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

Molly's not replying to anything though.

I think I have a crush on reallyquiteevil though. Truth or Death. Oh man.

I say "though" too much.

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

purebloodyay even. This is what I get for reading your post while typing mine, I name the wrong evil entity.

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

I'm crushing on a lot of them, and I can't find the right keys on my keyboard.

I find Dumbledore too underappreciated for my tastes; he cracks me up.

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

Goyle's a good mate. That is, when he's not trying to steal me beads!!

And it is a little known fact that Harry is well-versed in Ancient Sicilian Lore. I think he also has an unnatural fondness for Baroque-style art, but don't quote me on that.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Your beads? >:D

How do you know about Harry's unnatural fondness for Baroque-style art? NO ONE'S supposed to know about THAT! :O :O :O

don't be shy about your face! we;ve seen the make up, all you need to do is get down with your drag queen self! :D

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

He keeps trying to steal me blue beads!!! I help him make all those WWVD? bracelets, and this is the thanks he shows me??!?!

Well, I should think that it'd be obvious. You know, what with the dramatic violence aspect of it and all...

And until I find a way to get this makeup off, no one will see my hideous face, so don't even try, woman!!!

Oh woe and misery.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

WWVD :-?

You make a strong point, Mr. Paper Bag. ;)

What about ski masks? They're soooo "in". ;D

Why woe and misery? There are women in Beverly Hills who would KILL for a permanent make-up such as yours. >:)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

Yes, WWVD? bracelets (http://www.livejournal.com/users/grrgoyle/1524.html?nc=88). Pay attention!!

No, I prefer paper bags. Though it is a tad hard to breathe. Perhaps I should think about cutting a mouth hole...

What's Beverly Hills?

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ummmmmm. Yeah. >:D

And eye holes too. ;)

Beverly Hills = like, um, Upper Diagon Alley. You know, where all the witches who consistantly go to Plastic Mediwizards live? :)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

I have eyeholes!! I'm not completely daft, you know, even though some people seem to think I am!! I have feelings too!!! Bloody hell, where has my rum gone to...

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Of course you have feelings!! :D But those holes look painted, not cut. :) Rum is a vile drink that transforms even the politest gentlemen into complete scandrals, or whatever. :)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

That may be so, but it is one of my best mates.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Who finances that "friend" of yours? Surely not the WWVD beads!

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

No, Goyle's hogging all those Galleons for himself. It's a crime, I tell you, not letting me use those to finance me liquor.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

must remember to thank Goyle >:D

Did you try washing you face? Sometimes Potter's right, you know. ;)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

Why would you thank Goyle?!??! You're all against me!!!!

All except Dean. He's Flooing over soon to help me with Ginny's Decosmeticus charm. Then things will be back to normal.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I'm against you asking "but why is the Rum gone". ;)

You let Potter wash your face? xD

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

No Harry did not wash me face, I washed me face. I do have SOME dignity remaining!!! It didn't work though, just like I told HIM it didn't! But Deanie came to help me perform the charm, and everything's okay now, so just LEAVE IT ALONE!!!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

*cackles* So Ginny was right all along. That'sll teach you to listen to girls the next time. >:)

<3 :-*

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

It was girls who did it to me in the first place!!!!

And I'm still going to drink the keg.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

They probably did it for a reason then. >:)

Oh stop it already! You're in school in Scotland, not in a pub in Dublin! :)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

...I AM in a pub in Dublin.

We catch the train on September 1st. Until then, I am happily situated in me favourite pub.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

NNNNNNNNNG STOP DRINKING STUPID STUPID.

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

Whhhhhhy????

AND I AM NOT STUPID ME MOTHER SAYS THAT I AM VERY BRIGHT JUST BEFORE SHE TUCKS ME IN AT NIGHT!!!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

DID YOUR MOTHER GIVE YOU ALCOHOL INSTEAD OF MILK WHEN YOU WERE A BABY? DID SHE BREAST-FEED YOU GUINESS?

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF SHE DID YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT???!!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I'M JUST SAYING YOUR BRAIN IS ALREADY ADDLED WITH ALCOHOL FROM CHILDHOOD, TIME TO STOP IT FINNIGAN.

Say it with me, Seamus. "Alcohol in the noon is for losers". ;)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

NEVER!!!!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

YES. NOW. YES. NOW. OR DO YOU WANT ME TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOPAS ALL OVER YOUR FRECKLED IRISH FACE? (hahahhaa! Vodka with cola is SHO NICE!)

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP!!! There shall be no "whoopas"!! NONE!!!

Deanie has seen the light (http://www.livejournal.com/users/drunkirishdude/2065.html), why can't you????!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

"DEANIE" WRITES SEMI-HIAKU POETRY, THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME APPRECIATE HIM!

WHOOPAS! AND IF NOT WHOOPAS, I SHALL SOMEHOW LURE POTTER! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW, BUT I WILL GET HIM HAHA!

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

DO NOT MOCK ME DEANIE!!!

And one Finnigan plus one Thomas plus one keg does not a pretty Potter make!!! Especially after he called me Deanie a beefslobbering dickhead!

Fair warning!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

He called Dean some sort of gayish metaphore? HAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY!

Hm.

:D

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

ME DEANNIE IS NOT GAY AND NEITHERAM I JUST IN CASE YOU WAS WONDERING NOW LEAVE ME A LONE I AM SO SMASHED HAHAHHAA!!!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

SMASHED ENOUGH TO HAVE YE DEANIE IN THE BED, NAKED, TOMORROW MORNING? >:D

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

Whhaaaaaaaaaa? I dont underteand!!!!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

YOU DRINK NOW AND TOMORROW MORNING YOU SHALL WAKE UP WITH YOUR PRECIOUS DEANIE IN BED, NEXT TO YOU, NAKED. GUARANTEED. HOW'S THAT FOR DRINKING LOTS OF ALCOHOL?

btw, should i link to this thread in scape_cadets?

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! WHY WOULD HE BE NAKETD????

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

BECAUE YOU TWO WOULD HAVE DRUNKEN SEX, THAT'S WHY.

[drunkirishdude.livejournal.com]

You scare me, lady!!

Going away now.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

OH NO YOU DON'T! NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE ME YOU DON'T EVER GET DRUNK WITH YE DEANIE!

[terryclothrags.livejournal.com]

Just because you wake up in a state of undress with a hangover in a bed with a bloke, this does not mean that there was sex.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Last call for land Denial!

[terryclothrags.livejournal.com]

That's not even clever if you change it to 'land of Denial'. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

It doesn't even make sense, either. It'd be bloody hard to be in denial about whether or not sex took place.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Hello mr. Anal Retentive! You should be teaching gramma to the poor, misled students of Hogwarts and their readers. I doubt you'll survive the first day, though, you know, in one piece. :D

Well, it seems someone here hasn't been drunk EVER, because if you have had, you would've understood this. *imperious look* >:)

[terryclothrags.livejournal.com]

Maybe some of us here know a blackout when they fail to remember one, but don't black out every time we touch the slightest bit of alcohol. It seems someone else here has a serious binge drinking problems.