loony_moony

So yeah, I wanted to post yesterday and today about something a fair few of you people could guess, but I figured the best way of dealing with this is the usual-grieve-and-move-on way, because we can't stay sorrowful all the time. But then again, mimbulus 's cell being off just when it happened and me not being able to reach her was a very unpleasant situation, to say the least. Oh hell. :/

Well hello speedo-tighties!Ian.

Yes, we all agree that you're very bendy.

No, there is no way on earth of taking your pose for something not remotely sexual.

Yes, you look very very gay, (but not as gay as some of the following pics of you)

Oh, Angelina Jolie. I must confess that I, as very few more people in the world, don't like her for her incredible lips.

I lust for her incredible rack, because wow. Just wow. ;)

The Trouble of Taking Pictures of Slytherins -

Photographer (hereby referred to as The Very Miserable Man): So my little boys *Goyle cracks his knuckles* Er, I mean, young and very dashing men, could you please smile to the camera?

Goyle: *sneers*

Draco: *smirks*

Crabbe: *makes his "It's my stomach ache" face*

TVMM: Um, that's nice, now can you please smile?

Goyle: *blank look*

Draco: We were smiling, you Muggle imbecile. I've decided that from now on, instead of that stupid acronym you gave him, you stupid girl *glares at Moonay, probably because of the amount of times she made him fuck Harry in a variety of ways Hugh Haffner wouldn't think of, and then kiss his father*, this idiot shall now be known as The Muggle Imbecile.

Moonay: Oy blondie, you don't call the shots in here!

Draco: Oh am I? NO MORE POTTER SHAGS FOR YOU. NEXT!

Moonay: Oiiiiiiiie. Alright, Ferret, You win this once. AND ONLY THIS ONCE.

The Muggle Imbecile: Okay. Can you maybe think of things that make you, er, cheerful?

Crabbe: We don't get cheerful. Ever.

TMI (*hahahahah!*): Contented?

Goyle: Nuh-uh.

TMI: Satiated?

Draco: NO. *glares at Moonay*

Moonay: *innocent face* What? It was in Thesorus!

TMI: Um....devilishly exalted you got your evil little way?

Draco: But of course!

TMI: *SIGH* Say "cheese"!

Draco, Goyle and Crabbe: Weasel!

I think I saw a porn like this once. Seriously. There was this guy where Phelps is sitting and this girl was giving him a blowjob. And I was, er, maybe 14, all alone in my hotel room in Prague.

Ah, good times. ;D

Hahahaha! It's The Return of The Bloom and His Soulful Looks!

Is it possible his moustache was photoshopped to look hairier? >:D

Oh my god. The ultimate Harry Potter Wank Shot. As if the Lumos Maxima scene wasn't enough. YES, CUARON, WE GET IT. HE'S 13. HE WANKS.

Although Dan Radcliffe in his Potter Get Up without the glasses - YUM. :)

I take back everything I've said about hairy men. It is a good, good thing. If all the hairy men in the world looked like THIS, I'd personally ruin every single shaving foam factory in the history of existence. GAH. Did I mention that I looooooooove his torso? Did I? Did I? GAH. And OH DEAR LORD, is that bulge in the tip of his speedos what I think it is? (because if it is, this guy was BORN to film porn! Gay or straight, who the fuck CARES? As long as we get to see ALL of him fucking someone! Gah!)

I love it when orlando Bloom wears denim. Hee. He always has crotch shots when he's wearing denim. Heehee. And he has this "Who? Me?" expression, like when fangirls SCREAM at him "OMG IT'S LEGOLAAAAAS!", he goes "Who? Me? You meant the other Orlando Bloom, of course! The one who juuuust went around THAT corner, you know, down the cliff!"

..."Oops..."

Oh, how Tom Felton loves his Heroic Shots. Yes, we get you've always wanted to be Harry Potter, very much like your character by the way dear. Now shut up. :D

And dude, it's GOT to be a wig. His hair has NEVER looked THIS good in blond before. o_O

Oh, so very very VERY gay. Yes, dear, there are probably a coupla millions of gay men out there taking their vibrators and lubes out, thinking juuuust about delicious tall you. ;)

Also, that is the smallest speedo I have ever seen. No way that thing holds his penis completely, unless he doesn't want children, ever.

Jason Isaacs really has good taste in clothes. Those pants are da bomb. They shizzle and fizzle like the jiggy schnitzel. Plus, he looks gorgeous. :D

I don't believe all of those pleby Draco-centered fics were right. Blond really does look best with black!

That could also be the ultimate Slytherin Prissy-Like Manicure Shot. Oooooh, how feminine of you boys, to show off those perfect nails of yours. ;D But then, Draco Malfoy already IS the unofficial poncy git of the Potter series, so yeah. >:)

Dude, he really CAN smile!

Just to say that Eminem would LOVE that hat. >:D

Hee! Jason! <33333! xD I have no words, nor jokes, for this. It, as they say, speaks for itself. Or herself. Bwahahahah. :DDD

I'd like to point out that this was my favuorite scene in the entire movie. Seamus! :D Ron! Neville! Harry! :DDDD

Hello booootiful Harry, who can make even an ugly maroon sweatshirt look sportslike and fitting just right. :)

Ungh.

Phelps.

Nekkid.

Wet.

UNGH.

EVIL.

Totally gacked from Beizy. :D LOCKHART! And look at Ron's face! :D I must say that Lockhart really grew on me only this year. <33333 how Keneth Branagh did him. :)