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Sep. 27th, 2004 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyOkay, I admit total defeat in the anonymous comment meme. I teh sux0rz in identifying you people. :/
I do, however, have a picspam, and tomorrow another post. :)
Warning - this picspam's a killer. I kid you not. I am not responsible for any ruined keyboards, ruined floorboards, cost of towels and sex toys or any sort of mental difficiency caused by the picspam. Enjoy pretties. ;)
And here we go! :D
Mmmmmm, Don Juan de Marco. Mmmmm, Johnny Depp in romantic hair and a romantic goatee and soulful eyes and a mistifying voice that probably made many short a breaths. >;)
And ooooh, cleavage! :D
This is the only photoshoot of Viggo where he actually has the blank look of a model, but only sort of because it's Viggo and he's one flew out of the cookoo's nest as we all know. But damn is he sexy. Even in blond. :9
Did I mention I have a terrible weakness for men in long hair? Seriously! I'm even crushing over that Taboo rapper from Black Eyed Peas because MMMMMM, HAIR. And Native American-y soulful eyes. Yes, he's ugly. But hair!
On another note, here's Sean Bean with long hair that's actually his own! Is he pretty or what? ;D In that masculine-y, "I AM DA MAN" sort of prettines.
I'm killing you here Fyre, I know. >:)
Oh man, topless blond Australian brainless pretty model! UGH, HIS LIPS. They have me. GUH. And his nipples. MMMM, NIPPLES.
Oh how I LOVED the clothes in "Troy"! Or lack of them actually. I mean, could there be a better reason for people like Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom (eeee! nipple!) and Brad Pitt to go around virtually naked, or having a healthy breeze around their privates? >:D
Don't you love it when pretty male models wrestle in Dior silk dresses and Gucci pumps? And also, Boyd. Boydy Boyd Boyd bwahahah. Mmmmmm. I wonder if he's gay. I'm sure many gay men would give their right hands (direction speaking, not the "right" hand mehehehe), to have the premission to touch that yummy butt. ;)
This is solely for the fulfilment of my fantasy where Alan Rickman kisses boys. Because he does in here. Isn't that just GRAND? :DDD
Is this how he learns his scripts? Thst explains a whole lot. To those who haven't recognized him, this is your everyday nude Brad Pitt in a (it seems to be) favourite pose. ;)
Sean Bean reading Yeats, could there be anything hotter? Except for Alan Rickman reading Shakespeare's sonnets I mean. Guh, his eyes. They're such fucker eyes.
Hot boy action in a jacuzzi! Anyone wants in? ;) (oh my god that semi blond one is GORGEOUS).
Oh yeah, those are some Rugby players from a friend's friend picspam, and if anyone actually remembers who the person was, call a lass will ya? This deserves credit. :)
I love it how the hair stops right by his butt, and may I just say "GUH". *tongue hangs out*
This one's gay. He just HAS to be. I've seen gay porn actors less obscene than him.
This one looks frighteningly like Dawson's father from "Dawson's Creak" (HAHAHAH! *cough*), doesn't he.
And may I congratulate him for his overactive pride over his bits. Semi-hardness just from being photographed? I love you baby! ;D
Isn't that the most delicious tattoo you've ever seen? Also the one on the right is BREATHTAKING.Look at him! So handsome and naked and begging to be fucked! Nnnnnnnnng!
This one wins the "most shaggable hair" prize. A body like that with EYELINER and a hair like a frickin cherub. GAH. Too bad he's not that good looking in the face. :/
I'D LOVE to have sports played in the nude! Particularly by men who look like those ones. Alas, we have to content ourselves with semi-naked swimmers and usually not even that! *sigh*
That is such an adorable smile. And with that tousled hair...too bad he's not going to do Boromir ever agin. *wistful sigh*
I can see H/D fanfics written because of this pic. Oh yes I can. Makes you wonder how many HP smut artists work in the fashion industry, it does. >;)
Alan is rocking the sunglasses! Alas, he is too cool for you people. he shall be forever in the shade(s).
Oh come on, you expected a picspam without a stupid joke from me? :D
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Date: 2004-09-27 07:10 am (UTC)Is that
Snarrypic where Alan's kissing a boy from a movie?no subject
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Date: 2004-09-27 08:40 am (UTC)I loved the wrestling guys in dresses (and the smoking one) ::licks lips::
the jacuzzi pic? why wasn't I invited? ;p
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Date: 2004-09-28 05:04 am (UTC)Abercrombie can't show wood. ;)
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Date: 2004-09-27 09:37 am (UTC)No complaints. None at all. Really. *bows*
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Date: 2004-09-28 05:05 am (UTC)I thought so. >:)
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Date: 2004-09-28 10:58 am (UTC)Very good point you have there, come to think of it! It was always porn.
DAMN GOOD PORN, I TELL YOU. Bahaha >:D
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Date: 2004-09-27 10:51 am (UTC)and Bean... Bean reading. He does arrogant bastard so well...
Ahem.
I'll..
I'll be over there, dribbling...
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Date: 2004-09-28 05:07 am (UTC)*schnugs puddle fyrie :))))*
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Date: 2004-09-27 12:28 pm (UTC)cut him some slack. He's got abs you could grate cheese on. What more do you want, you shameless hussy?
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Date: 2004-09-28 12:03 pm (UTC)Let that be a lesson to you, young lady. *wags finger*
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Date: 2004-09-27 03:00 pm (UTC)YOU CLEARLY WIN AT LIFE.
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Date: 2004-09-27 05:25 pm (UTC)OH MY GOD YOU ARE SLDKFJSLFKJ
TODAY ROCKS YOU KNOW WHY? HARRY'S PLAYER AND THEN THIS <3 THANK YOU SO MUCH L_M
though there was a lack of ewan.. alan kissing a BOY made up for it. and all those.. rugby players. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LIKED RUGBY SO MUCH. GUH.
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Date: 2004-09-27 09:10 pm (UTC)Have I told you recently how much love I have for you? ♥
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Date: 2004-09-27 10:05 pm (UTC)Oh... my... *breathes in time*
And Viggo. The hair! Is that a mullet I see? *giggles madly*
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Date: 2004-09-28 05:14 am (UTC)Nah, his hair is just longish. :)
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Date: 2004-09-30 11:13 am (UTC)OMG. *MELTS*
AND SEAN BEAN!! :O :D