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*facepalm*
Jun. 2nd, 2008 12:16 amSo, I watched some of the Led Zeppelin DVDs tonight, and um, I really wanna read a Robert Plant/Jimmy Page/Joni Mitchell fic set in the early 70s. Like, um, right now?
*FACEPALM x GAZILLION*
*FACEPALM x GAZILLION*
Today may reasonably be called the most embarrassing doctor's appointment I've had in years.
This is why:
Moonay: So I have this Problem (which shall not be described because TMI)
Young Male Intern: Have you been experiencing anything other than what you said? Vomiting? Nausea?
Moonay: Not vomiting. Nausea...*suddenly remembers she kinda was nauseous this morning*...a bit, in the morning
YMI: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Moonay: Yes.
YMI: *looks very unconvinced* When was the last time you had your period?
Moonay: August
YMI: And you have been sexually inactive since?
Moonay: *thinks quality time with her vibrator doesn't count really*.....Yes....*suddenly realizes that badass jeans+badass tight black t-shirt that really shows the DDs = errrr*
YMI:....oookeee
-5 minutes later-
Female Doctor: You're sure you're not pregnant, right?
Moonay: Yep *thinks 'oh god it can't get anymore embarrassing than this'*
FD and YMI: So you've been sexually inactive for....the last couple of months?
Moonay: *BINGO* Yes
FD: Have you ever BEEN sexually active?
Moonay: *BINGOOOOO* Yes.
FD: Okay. I'm going to prescribe you antibiotics. And JUST IN CASE YOU'RE PREGNANT, they're still okay to take. You know, WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH CHILD
Moonay: ........
This is either extremely flattering, or hideously *FACEPALM WHERE IS MY GYM MEMBERSHIP*
This is why:
Moonay: So I have this Problem (which shall not be described because TMI)
Young Male Intern: Have you been experiencing anything other than what you said? Vomiting? Nausea?
Moonay: Not vomiting. Nausea...*suddenly remembers she kinda was nauseous this morning*...a bit, in the morning
YMI: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Moonay: Yes.
YMI: *looks very unconvinced* When was the last time you had your period?
Moonay: August
YMI: And you have been sexually inactive since?
Moonay: *thinks quality time with her vibrator doesn't count really*.....Yes....*suddenly realizes that badass jeans+badass tight black t-shirt that really shows the DDs = errrr*
YMI:....oookeee
-5 minutes later-
Female Doctor: You're sure you're not pregnant, right?
Moonay: Yep *thinks 'oh god it can't get anymore embarrassing than this'*
FD and YMI: So you've been sexually inactive for....the last couple of months?
Moonay: *BINGO* Yes
FD: Have you ever BEEN sexually active?
Moonay: *BINGOOOOO* Yes.
FD: Okay. I'm going to prescribe you antibiotics. And JUST IN CASE YOU'RE PREGNANT, they're still okay to take. You know, WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH CHILD
Moonay: ........
This is either extremely flattering, or hideously *FACEPALM WHERE IS MY GYM MEMBERSHIP*
Today may reasonably be called the most embarrassing doctor's appointment I've had in years.
This is why:
Moonay: So I have this Problem (which shall not be described because TMI)
Young Male Intern: Have you been experiencing anything other than what you said? Vomiting? Nausea?
Moonay: Not vomiting. Nausea...*suddenly remembers she kinda was nauseous this morning*...a bit, in the morning
YMI: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Moonay: Yes.
YMI: *looks very unconvinced* When was the last time you had your period?
Moonay: August
YMI: And you have been sexually inactive since?
Moonay: *thinks quality time with her vibrator doesn't count really*.....Yes....*suddenly realizes that badass jeans+badass tight black t-shirt that really shows the DDs = errrr*
YMI:....oookeee
-5 minutes later-
Female Doctor: You're sure you're not pregnant, right?
Moonay: Yep *thinks 'oh god it can't get anymore embarrassing than this'*
FD and YMI: So you've been sexually inactive for....the last couple of months?
Moonay: *BINGO* Yes
FD: Have you ever BEEN sexually active?
Moonay: *BINGOOOOO* Yes.
FD: Okay. I'm going to prescribe you antibiotics. And JUST IN CASE YOU'RE PREGNANT, they're still okay to take. You know, WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH CHILD
Moonay: ........
This is either extremely flattering, or hideously *FACEPALM WHERE IS MY GYM MEMBERSHIP*
This is why:
Moonay: So I have this Problem (which shall not be described because TMI)
Young Male Intern: Have you been experiencing anything other than what you said? Vomiting? Nausea?
Moonay: Not vomiting. Nausea...*suddenly remembers she kinda was nauseous this morning*...a bit, in the morning
YMI: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Moonay: Yes.
YMI: *looks very unconvinced* When was the last time you had your period?
Moonay: August
YMI: And you have been sexually inactive since?
Moonay: *thinks quality time with her vibrator doesn't count really*.....Yes....*suddenly realizes that badass jeans+badass tight black t-shirt that really shows the DDs = errrr*
YMI:....oookeee
-5 minutes later-
Female Doctor: You're sure you're not pregnant, right?
Moonay: Yep *thinks 'oh god it can't get anymore embarrassing than this'*
FD and YMI: So you've been sexually inactive for....the last couple of months?
Moonay: *BINGO* Yes
FD: Have you ever BEEN sexually active?
Moonay: *BINGOOOOO* Yes.
FD: Okay. I'm going to prescribe you antibiotics. And JUST IN CASE YOU'RE PREGNANT, they're still okay to take. You know, WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH CHILD
Moonay: ........
This is either extremely flattering, or hideously *FACEPALM WHERE IS MY GYM MEMBERSHIP*
