You should be reading Maya's latest 'Drop Dead Gorgeous' installment, because it's so funny yet sad, like she always does.

Also, House!

( House 3x14 - 'Insensitive' )

On an extra note, what is wrong with Justin Timberlake lately? The "What Goes Around" video is actually rivalling the badness of the "Sexyback" video in all seriousness. :/

AND, on an extra extra note, did anyone catch the beginning of the Colbert Report last night? You know, when STEPHEN COLBERT WAS SINGING "MY HUMPS" AND WAS, IN FACT, SHAKING THE JUNK IN HIS TRUNK TO THE BEAT? Where is the YouTube link, I ask?!

YOU.

YES. YOU.

You read H/D? At all? You stand it? For like 5 seconds?

GO READ 'Bite Me, Hate Memes', because pir8fancier is a BLOODY GENIUS and it's HILARIOUS and hot and touching and did I mention HOT?

And best of all, it's completed! You have absolutely no excuse now but to read this and marvel at the pure fun. I was reduced to monosyllabic squeeage at the end. I am not ashamed even a bit. READ IT GNAH.

Love!

My new icon. >:D

pir8fancier's new H/D WIP fic 'Bite Me, Hate Memes' which features the most fun Draco I've seen in quite a while, and which she clearly enjoys writing, as the updates come pretty quickly and steadily.

Watching "Once More, With Feeling" on YouTube.

The latest Slashcast, particularly the Movie Canon vs. Book Canon discussion. :D

Singapore noodles and sesame tofu.

My shiny newly-dyed black hair even though it's so full of chemicals it could probably power North Korea's nuclear labs.

My flist. :))) <3

Things I would love to have:

A new House icon post by everlyn

Actually being able to download the new House episode without having the connection crash.

More of pir8fancier's fic. ;D

Also actually buying the DVDs of HBO's "Rome". By the way, siriaeve, have you seen the series? If yes, what are your thoughts?

I shall open my post by saying again that it is AWESOME, and doubly so in Imax, which I had the pleasure of seeing it in THREE TIMES BWHAHAHA YES I AM MAD.

( My GoF Thoughs, or rather my GoF horny musings, and guess what? IT'S FULL OF SPOILERS )

Tomorrow I'm going to see "Breakfast on Pluto". CILLIAN AHOY! >:D

So, after reading around 3 reviews, I give you mine! >:D

( HBP review - the Moonay edition! SPOILER SPOILER DINKIDUM )

Am I the only one who thinks the whole humungous thread at  midnight_ljc 's was an excuse for everyone to actually see everyone? But then, any reason for petulantgod to show off his incredibly perfect belly (and omg that tattoo!) seems alright by me! ;D

red_dahl did the loveliest illustrated H/D fic yesterday. legomymalfoy wrote a wonderful H/D fic too. :))

And now, for the by request picspam! Have also added some pics I found that seemed to need a place in it. Prepare your bibs people -

( Quite possibly the biggest yummiest picspam I have ever done - something for everyone! )

Good night loves! I hope your bandwidth is ready for this jelly. ;)

D'you know what's hotter than Aragorn/Legolas or Viggo/Orlando? Aragorn/Orlando and Legolas/Viggo. You know it's true. Orlando could so be Aragorn's elf biatch (yes, in that terming exactly), and Viggo would so buy Legolas' tree-loving, nature-roaming blabbering. And also the sex would be beyond hot. This is beyond late to be mentioned, but it needed. Haha! ;D

Speaking of Orlando, I didn't know Kate has one brown eye and one blue. I thought it was a CG thing! Cool for her. And yeah, this has actually nothing to do with Orlando, but you know, connotation. :)

Moving to more safe territories (i.e. Who Dies On Book 6), I dunno what could be worse - losing Snarry or Drarry. Face it people, we love them both. Unless we happen to be die hard Snarriers who don't like Draco *cough*gmth*cough* or we happen to be die hard Drarriers who don't like Snape because he's ugly and he's got a big nose. Maybe Snape is a great descendant of Notius Maximus. ;D

Because Colin Farrell/Dom Monaghan is the fucking sexiest pairing EVER. My god, I think I dreamed of that pairing last night. Nnnng. :)))

And oh yeah, gacked from siriaeve -

I. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how nice you are.
II. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post about you and why I think you are just spiffy.
III. If you have time, post this is in your own journal, and give your own friends a little boost

Now this is one lovely meme, but you must understand if I limit it to my flist only, because I'm not a big reader of journals outside it. Mmmkay? :)

<3

PS: ' I do wish he'd left a book or two for me to read, though. I'd kind of like to know what he's going through, especially since he's supposedly going to…love me for life, or whatever," Harry finished, blushing slightly. Hermione winked at him.
"I thought you might say that," she said offhandedly at him, reaching into her bag. "That's why I saved this book for you." She held out a copy of You Lucky Dog: a Guide for Wizards Chosen by Veela.' AHAHAHAHA OMG THIS FIC RULES SO ADDICTIVE DAMN YOU circe_tigana FOR RECCING IT AHAHAHA!

Before I make Amanuensis wish my perfectly horrible demise, I have two recs! :D

Fic - 'Modulations' by zarah5

It's Harry/Draco, it's the first chapter of a WIP (turn your eyes, non WIP readers!), and it feels so good. I have a hunch this one's going to be a classic. How many Post-GoF-feeling-like fics have you read lately? :D

Art - An incredibly cute Snape art by aubadere

The participation in mctabby 's post was so worth it. :D

And now for the main event!

( See me summarizing some of my favourite Amanuensis fics into annoying short passages! )

*waits for the horde of elephants that are surely on their way to smash her into tiny bits*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY teabeard!!!

My bark wench has turned 20. *sniffles loudly*

She will probably desert me for another younger h0 that is probably blond and fit. Woe, the pain that is my life!

Draco: *patpat*
Moonay: *snuggle*
Draco: *shag*
Harry: *GLARE*

Bahaha. I'm sure you have a good time anyway, what with all the Johnny goodness you're experiencing this weekend. I just have a little pressie for you. ;)

( For my gorgeous Tea, a loooooooong Haldir picspam of your own!:D )

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