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I wholeheartedly blame this next blip on isiscolo and Orlando Bloom. It's not me, it's them and their crazy, smutty, flithy, dirty---*snaps out of it* MINDS.

( a particularly dazed Mad Lib )

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I wholeheartedly blame this next blip on isiscolo and Orlando Bloom. It's not me, it's them and their crazy, smutty, flithy, dirty---*snaps out of it* MINDS.

( a particularly dazed Mad Lib )

Funny, funny things

Conversation with my protege this week on the way to 'Brother Bear':

Protege: Did you see this week's "(talk show name)"?
Me: No...what did you see?
Protege: There was a woman there who tried to build a flag out of candles.
Me: I'm pretty sure you meant light-bulbs, not candles dear.
Protege: I think it was candles. She wanted the flag to stand too, and I thought it was really unsafe.
Me: She wanted the flag to stand? With the candles?
Protege: Yes! And I really wondered how she planned to do that. Maybe she should ask Harry Potter to come over and do a spell.
Me: *tries to hold giggle* Harry Potter?
Protege: Yeah! Oh wait, magic is illegal in this country, isn't it.

At that point I tried explaining to my 11 year old protege that a)Harry Potter is a literary creation, and not, in fact, a real boy, and b) That even if Harry Potter did exist, he lives in England, not here (Protege: Really?!)

She kills me sometimes, I swear. xD

Also, did you people know that Bruce Willis has a blog?
Dear me, here comes the rebel.

Why this little piggy lost all faith in humanity (gacked from jacquez)

Tomorrow there be picspam!

Funny, funny things

Conversation with my protege this week on the way to 'Brother Bear':

Protege: Did you see this week's "(talk show name)"?
Me: No...what did you see?
Protege: There was a woman there who tried to build a flag out of candles.
Me: I'm pretty sure you meant light-bulbs, not candles dear.
Protege: I think it was candles. She wanted the flag to stand too, and I thought it was really unsafe.
Me: She wanted the flag to stand? With the candles?
Protege: Yes! And I really wondered how she planned to do that. Maybe she should ask Harry Potter to come over and do a spell.
Me: *tries to hold giggle* Harry Potter?
Protege: Yeah! Oh wait, magic is illegal in this country, isn't it.

At that point I tried explaining to my 11 year old protege that a)Harry Potter is a literary creation, and not, in fact, a real boy, and b) That even if Harry Potter did exist, he lives in England, not here (Protege: Really?!)

She kills me sometimes, I swear. xD

Also, did you people know that Bruce Willis has a blog?
Dear me, here comes the rebel.

Why this little piggy lost all faith in humanity (gacked from jacquez)

Tomorrow there be picspam!

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Today was very tiring. Remind me never to stay online till 4am, and then play tennis at midday for 2 hours straight. Very tiring indeed. On the other hand, my stamina seems to be alarmingly good. I wonder if I should get laid. ;)

( picspam of Harry Potter and, yes, the usual suspect with the bad hair )

Oh my god I just got my Genfic challenges and GAH I have no idea about the Vikings' method of fighting NOR about the defeat of the Spanish Armada! siriaeve! HELP!  

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Today was very tiring. Remind me never to stay online till 4am, and then play tennis at midday for 2 hours straight. Very tiring indeed. On the other hand, my stamina seems to be alarmingly good. I wonder if I should get laid. ;)

( picspam of Harry Potter and, yes, the usual suspect with the bad hair )

Oh my god I just got my Genfic challenges and GAH I have no idea about the Vikings' method of fighting NOR about the defeat of the Spanish Armada! siriaeve! HELP!