Yes, it's one of those posts again
May. 22nd, 2009 09:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyYay for procrastinating!
1. The Fug Girls bid farewell to Chad Michael Murray on OTH (or as they call him, El Squintano)
And they're hilarious as always. Also, I have this feeling they would totally blend in with the ones in our group who sport unhealthy affection for this alien of a show and douche of a man. :D
2. I totally missed the premiere of SYTYCD, but ONTD posted some YouTubes from it and I think this girl is AMAZING
Seriously. Her name is Gabi Rojas, and she fucking floats. I'd pay to see her perform live.
3. Jared makes it into Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Men in the World list (And Perez Hilton notices and drools on him)
Who else is on that list? Oh, just a bunch of Olympians, legendary sportsmen, a rich dude who probably paid to be there and Iron Man. Entry on Padalecki consists of rehashing the famous pub brawl story from season 2 (after which you can see him cradling his still broken, untreated hand on CSPWDT) and talking about how he didn't want to look like an unrealistic wuss who gets to take Jason down in F13, which leads me to the following letter:
Dear Jared Padalecki,
You have Issues. You seriously, seriously do. I know you don't wanna look tiny/skinny/not tough enough/a pussy Sam, but man, enough is enough with your body image Issues. You are HUGE. You have been huge since practically season 1 of Supernatural. You are 6'5'' and you probably weigh more than 200 pounds, ALL MUSCLE. ENOUGH, PADALECKI.
I realize you don't think you look good, that you don't think you're sexy. I get that, I do(you GIRL). I too would have difficulties thinking I'm attractive if I spent 90+ hours a week alongside Jensen Ackles and his ridiculous face. But man, you've had GAZILLIONS of fangirls (and fanboys) already on freakin' Gilmore Girls, and it wasn't because of Dean Forester's fashion sense, or his passive-aggressive tendencies, let me tell you. YOU. ARE. GORGEOUS. Okay, maybe not conventionally gorgeous in the face (blah blah Jensen blah), but man, still gorgeous all the same. Maybe even moreso than guys like Jensen, because your face is unique. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
So SHUT UP about your stupid SIZE and your stupid REGIMEN and your stupid PROTEIN SHAKES, and start eating candy again while taunting Jensen in the make up trailer, instead of working out. LIKE YOU NEED IT. SHUT UP.
And before you say "whuh? who are you? wtf", I am a fangirl. Drooling on guys like you IS WHAT I DO. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ISSUES ALREADY, DAMMIT.
Love,
Moonay
PS: Jensen? If I were Refur, you'd be getting a Fabulous Drunken!Sam Seal of Disapproval for sucking as a bff.
PPS: God, I hate Hollywood sometimes. Look at what it does to perfectly normal dudes. GAH.
1. The Fug Girls bid farewell to Chad Michael Murray on OTH (or as they call him, El Squintano)
And they're hilarious as always. Also, I have this feeling they would totally blend in with the ones in our group who sport unhealthy affection for this alien of a show and douche of a man. :D
2. I totally missed the premiere of SYTYCD, but ONTD posted some YouTubes from it and I think this girl is AMAZING
Seriously. Her name is Gabi Rojas, and she fucking floats. I'd pay to see her perform live.
3. Jared makes it into Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Men in the World list (And Perez Hilton notices and drools on him)
Who else is on that list? Oh, just a bunch of Olympians, legendary sportsmen, a rich dude who probably paid to be there and Iron Man. Entry on Padalecki consists of rehashing the famous pub brawl story from season 2 (after which you can see him cradling his still broken, untreated hand on CSPWDT) and talking about how he didn't want to look like an unrealistic wuss who gets to take Jason down in F13, which leads me to the following letter:
Dear Jared Padalecki,
You have Issues. You seriously, seriously do. I know you don't wanna look tiny/skinny/not tough enough/a pussy Sam, but man, enough is enough with your body image Issues. You are HUGE. You have been huge since practically season 1 of Supernatural. You are 6'5'' and you probably weigh more than 200 pounds, ALL MUSCLE. ENOUGH, PADALECKI.
I realize you don't think you look good, that you don't think you're sexy. I get that, I do
So SHUT UP about your stupid SIZE and your stupid REGIMEN and your stupid PROTEIN SHAKES, and start eating candy again while taunting Jensen in the make up trailer, instead of working out. LIKE YOU NEED IT. SHUT UP.
And before you say "whuh? who are you? wtf", I am a fangirl. Drooling on guys like you IS WHAT I DO. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ISSUES ALREADY, DAMMIT.
Love,
Moonay
PS: Jensen? If I were Refur, you'd be getting a Fabulous Drunken!Sam Seal of Disapproval for sucking as a bff.
PPS: God, I hate Hollywood sometimes. Look at what it does to perfectly normal dudes. GAH.
