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This has been on my mind ever since I saw Beyoncé's performance of "Run The World (Girls)", and the positive review it had in Bitch Magazine.

( Thinky thoughts and more youtubing )

Now I feel stupid.

Here, have an April Fools post.



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Yes, it's that spoiler, from that episode of that painful fucking Show: The amounts of 'no' and 'wtf' and 'how do you think this is even funny' and 'why don't you just punch all your fanbase in the face' I have for this are immeasurable.

Seriously, you guys. Maybe I'll just leave this piece of floating crap Supernatural has become for Noel Fielding and Russell Brand playing goth detectives.

Okay.

NO.

There is creepy (and this fandom wrote several books about being a creepy fan, ngl), and then there is YOU MADE CLIF A FUCKING GUEST?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, CREATION CON.

WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE.

EW.

1. Teeny fashion blogger Tavi takes on Terry Richardson's vile vile existence.

I think her very eloquent points are doubly poignant, considering that at 14, she's really not far away from the age of the models Richardson sexual harassed and even abused.

2. Interesting list of the 10 TV actors who should be movie stars.

I have to say, though I mostly agree that these actors could absolutely belong on the big screen, I'm disappointed that out of 10 people, only two are women, and no one is non-white. What the hell.

3. Gather 'round, people, and hear the harrowing tale of the BONER GHOST!



If the Ghostfacers and SamnDean ever have to face the Boner Ghost, I would probably Die Happily. Also, Seth Meyers' imitation of Will Forte is spot on.

4. So, Brian Cranston is one of my heroes. I grew up watching Malcom In The Middle, and I think he is absolutely fucking AMAZING. And this week he came on Craig Ferguson's to promote Breaking Bad:



Which is just mildly less awesome than him coming on The Daily Show:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Bryan Cranston
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

5. Once upon a time, War and Lucifer were also on Lost, and they were bored. THIS IS WHAT THEY DID.



:DDDDDDDDDD

I love me some Marksha.

1. There's a high school in Mississippi that canceled its prom because two of its female students wanted to go as a couple. (via wanttobeatree)

THANKS FOR THAT, MISSISSIPPI. ASSHOLES.

Tree has some links for you if you want to express your outrage at the school board.

2. Yes, the video for 'Telephone' has been leaked

And while I salute the epic crazy of Lady Gaga ("TOLD YOU SHE DIDN'T HAVE A DICK") and the massive gay in this, I don't think it compares to the epic epicness of the "Bad Romance" video. YES, I SAID IT, REG.

Is there any way to terminate the batshit insane, stalkery hub of EVIL otherwise known as the spn_gossip community?

ETA: You know what? Nevermind. I just hope Jared gets his lawyers to go after them, at this point.

ETA 2: Aaaaaand now apparently we have Clif involved too, bitching back at the crazies. Supernatural, the only fandom where even the bodyguard wanks online.

1. The 'Iranian Cyber Army' hacks Twitter

What the hell is the Iranian Cyber Army? I've never even heard of it. Probably a hoax caused by an annoying, bored hacker.

2. (from cluegirl) The Auschwitz Death Camp sign was stolen

Yeah, the infamous "Arbeit macht frei" ("work frees") one. Oh hi, antisemitic aggression. I so didn't miss you.

3. 2009 in photos

Some of these made me physically ill, some of these are wonderful. Worth checking out.

4. (from primroseburrows) Al Franken gives Joe Lieberman the proverbial STFU on the Senate floor:



Silliness to come later today, when I start losing my patience with doing my Poli Sci take-home final.

Consider this an exception from all your Thanksgiving posts.

The Associated Press is reporting that a Swiss court has approved Roman Polanski’s offer to be released from prison on a $4.5 million bail.

NO. NO. WTF. NO. I DON'T CARE IT MEANS HE'S IN HOME PRISON UNTIL THE EXTRADITION CASE IS SOLVED, I WANT THAT FUCKER IN JAIL. I WANT HIM TO SUFFER, AND BY GOD, I WANT HIM TO FEEL GUILTY FOR IT.

And yes, I'm still boycotting the people who signed the petition list. Fuck you, Terry Guilliam. Hello, Emma Thompson!

I also vehemently agree with what this dude has to say about the whole deal -