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I'll do my whole "OMG JON STEWART WAS LAUGHING AT THE STUPID POLITICAL BLOGS I'M MADE TO LOOK AT FOR MY POLITICS AND MEDIA CLASS LOLZ" post some other time.

1. So apparently Jensen Ackles really IS in the short list for the Captain America movie (alongside Chad LOL)

I mean, have they SEEN Chad Michael Murray act? No, they haven't. NO ONE HAS SEEN CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY ACT, BECAUSE HE CAN'T. HE SQUINTS. I love him in all of his douchy glory, but he really does just squint and that's all. Wait till the Fug Girls get ahold of this piece of industry gossip. They'll have a FIELD DAY. As for Jensen, I won't lie. Thinking about him in spandex on Imax, or him in spandex being incredibly slashy with RDJ (I've been told it's CANON OKAY) on Imax MAKES MY PANTS VERY HAPPY INDEED. YES PLZ WITH A CHERRY ON TOP.

2. animotus made a BEAUTIFUL 5x13 picspam. I would like SO MANY ICONS from this picspam holy shit. Beware, it's not dial-up friendly!

3. Speaking of beautiful picspams, just jumping the bandwagon and reccing bellanut's gorgeous favourite Sam Winchester mannerisms picspam, because really, no one in this fandom is better than her when it comes to picking specific moments from specific episodes to demonstrate an adorable point.

4. I won't lie, longsufferingly's J2 Princess Diaries AU Right Where I Belong has totally been my happy place for the last couple of days. Fluffy, adorable fairytale with typical Chash-style dialogue. Bwee!

5. Well, and that is also a fantastic way to promote Supernatural: latest UK shenanigans, in which the Marble Arch gets lit on fire. It's one of those "WAIT FOR IT! WAIT FOR IT!" videos, for those among us with short patience (like me, ahem).



And there you have it!

I slept 12 hours straight last night. Then I napped for an hour more with Kitty. Then I spent the rest of the day being groggy and reading shit on my laptop, then failing at reaching my run goal at the gym. BAH, SAYS I. Might have to redo this run week.

ANYHOO. THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY TODAY:

1. SNOWFLAKES! Thank you everyone who sent me one! They were a lovely surprise. :D

2. ignited linked to her last year's holiday icons post, and I ran into this exchange between myself and memphis86 about Hannukah, Yiddschism and Misha Collins. HEE.

3. This ficlet chash wrote about Misha and Danneel meeting and becoming THE WORLD'S AWESOMEST BFFS. Needs to happen IRL ASAP, I demand.

4. An exchange in Twitter between chash and wanttobeatree, which culminated in the following statement by chash:

SAM/FRODO IS CLEARLY DEAN/SAM, WHILE MERRY/PIPPIN IS JENSEN/JARED

Which is so TRUFAX I cannot even. OMFG.

5. I've watched some of "Blades of Glory" on the TV, AND I'M FIRING ALL OF YOU BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME WILL FERRELL'S CHARACTER WAS NAMED CHAZ MICHAEL MICHAELS. YOU GUYS. The whole entertainment world is in consensus that CMM is a douche worthy of remembering. SOMEONE GIVE HIM A REALITY SHOW.

6. This ONTD post about Life Magazine's best celebrity covers, which became a huge picspam of Old Hollywood. YAY!

Awful:

1. Wal-Mart bans gay couple for NOT shoplifting

DIAF, WALMART. DIAF.

2. Teabaggers attack Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel

I weep for you, America. This is your so-called "Republican reaction"? I want to force all those "Teabaggers" (or should I called them "D-Baggers") back in school that actually teaches them something.

Great:

3. So last night, I took two Tylenol PMs and slept for almost 12 hours. Boy, did I choose the wrong night to do that, according to the fandom gods, since Jensen and Danneel have confirmed they are engaged. My heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple. Even on that tiny video of their interview from that Derby thingy (oy Jensen, says I), one could see just how in sync and happy they are. That's the best you could ever ask for an engaged couple to be. :))))

4. Stephen Fry gives you intellectual orgasms, admit it:



Things that make me laugh like a damn HYENA:

5. The Fug Girls muse on CMM's fiancee's pants, and I LOL MY ASS OFF

And here it is, your moment of Zen:





:D

Yay for procrastinating!

1. The Fug Girls bid farewell to Chad Michael Murray on OTH (or as they call him, El Squintano)
And they're hilarious as always. Also, I have this feeling they would totally blend in with the ones in our group who sport unhealthy affection for this alien of a show and douche of a man. :D

2. I totally missed the premiere of SYTYCD, but ONTD posted some YouTubes from it and I think this girl is AMAZING
Seriously. Her name is Gabi Rojas, and she fucking floats. I'd pay to see her perform live.

3. Jared makes it into Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Men in the World list (And Perez Hilton notices and drools on him)

Who else is on that list? Oh, just a bunch of Olympians, legendary sportsmen, a rich dude who probably paid to be there and Iron Man. Entry on Padalecki consists of rehashing the famous pub brawl story from season 2 (after which you can see him cradling his still broken, untreated hand on CSPWDT) and talking about how he didn't want to look like an unrealistic wuss who gets to take Jason down in F13, which leads me to the following letter:

Dear Jared Padalecki,

You have Issues. You seriously, seriously do. I know you don't wanna look tiny/skinny/not tough enough/a pussy Sam, but man, enough is enough with your body image Issues. You are HUGE. You have been huge since practically season 1 of Supernatural. You are 6'5'' and you probably weigh more than 200 pounds, ALL MUSCLE. ENOUGH, PADALECKI.

I realize you don't think you look good, that you don't think you're sexy. I get that, I do (you GIRL). I too would have difficulties thinking I'm attractive if I spent 90+ hours a week alongside Jensen Ackles and his ridiculous face. But man, you've had GAZILLIONS of fangirls (and fanboys) already on freakin' Gilmore Girls, and it wasn't because of Dean Forester's fashion sense, or his passive-aggressive tendencies, let me tell you. YOU. ARE. GORGEOUS. Okay, maybe not conventionally gorgeous in the face (blah blah Jensen blah), but man, still gorgeous all the same. Maybe even moreso than guys like Jensen, because your face is unique. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

So SHUT UP about your stupid SIZE and your stupid REGIMEN and your stupid PROTEIN SHAKES, and start eating candy again while taunting Jensen in the make up trailer, instead of working out. LIKE YOU NEED IT. SHUT UP.

And before you say "whuh? who are you? wtf", I am a fangirl. Drooling on guys like you IS WHAT I DO. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ISSUES ALREADY, DAMMIT.

Love,

Moonay

PS: Jensen? If I were Refur, you'd be getting a Fabulous Drunken!Sam Seal of Disapproval for sucking as a bff.

PPS: God, I hate Hollywood sometimes. Look at what it does to perfectly normal dudes. GAH.

Because it's pissing rain like a motherfucker outside.

1. The Fug Girls hypothize about the future of Chad Michael Murray as I laugh and laugh (and laugh). Do not get misled by the awful Lady Gaga photo, it's just an excuse.

2. In fact, if you have time to kill, check out all of the Fug Girls' entries for the Met Costume Ball, because nothing says "I'm happy with the way I look" more than seeing the waves of schadenfreude wafting towards all those poor women forced to wear those hideous, eye-searing outfits that make even the thinnest model/perfectest starlet look like a hobo drenched in KFC.

3. You guys there's an actual movie coming out about gay incestuous love between two brothers who've grown up together and can't stand to stay apart. ONTD erupts with Wincest comments, and I'm like, you guys, Sam and Dean have way, way better reasons to be in gay-love with each other than just growing up together and spending a lot of time topless in a pool.

4. And then Sophia Bush appears in a white fucking Herve Leger dress looking perfect, and I start hating myself all over again.

ETA: siriaeve, I got the CD! <333333333

1. So thanks to memphis86, I now officially really really want a Wii. And an extra set of remote and nunchuk. And apparently Amazon and Costco are out. BAH, HUMBUG.

2. I did forget to get Xmas gifts for someone! Just like I thought I would. Awesome Landlady got me three lovely gifts and left Padackles Mansion till after New Year, and I couldn't even say thank you. *bitchface*

3. The Lonely Island finally joined iTunes, so now "Jizz in My Pants" (including the video) is for sale. Heheheheheheh.

4. Justin Timberlake is still funny. I'm too lazy to point out why. Just head over to cleolinda.

5. OMG WITH THE BIG HOLIDAY DINNERS WTF. I shudder to think how much weight I probably gained this last week.

6. Tomorrow I can has Time Warner! FINALLY.

7. TYRANNOSAURUS PRICK. :D :D :D MISHA COLLINS IS MADE OF SPARKLY PENIS RAINBOWS.

In conclusion: Mysterious Orange Stain!

1. This story from Not Always Right. SPARTANS OMFG.

2. Apparently Summit made an offer to Chris Weitz for the two Twilight sequels. Chris Weitz is the man behind the failure otherwise known as The Golden Compass. Oh yes, this is going to go so well. BEWARE OF THE LOLZ AHEAD, TWATLIGHTERS. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE.

3. In regards to this video, which I cannot stop watching:



I FEEL COMPELLED TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING POLL:

[Poll #1312583]

MWAHAHAHAHAHHA. AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE COMMENTS YOU'VE PROMISED.

Yesterday was a fun day! It started with chocolate, and ended with Eye of the Tiger and so much booze I'm surprised, in fact, I haven't thrown up at all. WIN.

So ANYHOO. Met memphis86 and elrina753 for an impossibly early showing of "Role Models" ( and it was made of WIN )

And then, oh then we were joined by regala_electra (can't sit next to you, too famous on the internet), ignited (who was INCENSED), and the lovely and most beauteous unamaga and kashmir1 for a sold-out screening of TWILIGHT.

( YOU GUYS, THE AWKWARD )

Also, I'm issuing a warning: People, if you're lolfans wanting to see this, you'll have to keep the lolness LOW. I swear, we were so close to being ATTACKED by Twihards yesterday for even laughing AT ALL. And I do mean TWIHARDS. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. With their books and their CRAZINESS.

So, the Fug Girls did a recap of that back-in-time OTH episode, and it's so funny I was actually CONVULSING.

Um, now I kinda want to see it. Downloads, anyone? *pretty Sam smile* HEEEE. Now I have something to watch before SHOOOOOW. :D

1. ( In which JDM is HOT LIKE BURNING, aka new Watchmen poster! )

2. HOW COME NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY WROTE THE 1940'S OTH EPISODE? FAIL, FLIST. (somewhere, Jared is peeing his pants, I'm sure)

3. Apparently RPattz signed a poster for Twatlight yesterday in San Fran and "heard about them". OBVIOUSLY A RECENT GRADUATE FROM THE COLLEGE OF LIFE. Can I heart the guy even more?

Morning!