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loony_moonyAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh, TRUE BLOOD. You are just too fucking redneck-precious.
1. ERIC. ERIC ERIC ERIIIIIIC. I fucking love him. SO MUCH ADORABLE PUPPY TRAPPED IN SO MUCH VIKING BADASS. His smile after Sookie's (once again STELLAR) "you just killed my fairy godmother" line was THE BEST FUCKING SMILE I'VE EVER SEEN ON THAT SHOW. It's like:
COUPLED WITH:
WHICH MAKES ME:
2. Marnie's little "all my LIFE I've been searching for a meeeaaaaning till you showed me the way" speech = HOOKER PLEASE
I'm now more and more convinced that whoever is about to inhabit this sad, pathetic creature knew Eric in the past. Keeping with True Blood's now growing-in-lulz tradition of soap operatic nonsense, this chick might've even been Eric's wife from his pre-vampirous-Vikinging.
3. Debbie Pelt = HOOKER PLEASE 2.0
3.5 If Alcide really was behind decorating that Home-Alone-esque house like he's some werewolf Martha Stewart, I WILL NEVER STOP LOLING. "DEBBIE, WHERE DID I PUT THE CHINTZ FABRIC FOR THE SECOND ARMCHAIR?"
4. Crystal Norris = HOOKER PLEASE 3.0
I feel like I need a "HOOKER PLEASE" gif for this season already. *SIIIIGH*
4.5 Jason Stackhouse is giving me ennui. His arc is probably supposed to be torture porn or something, but I'm mostly just supremely bored with it. I've already thought last season that he was a weak character who should've been cut out of the show. He's not that riveting tbh, and surely there are enough hot topless men in this cast to compensate for his loss.
4.75. Okay, and this is, I think, the main problem with "True Blood": The writers are way too enamored with Bon Temps and its kooky inhabitants. Thing is, there's enough going with Sookie alone to merit a full 40-minute episode per week, but the writers always want more of the Bon Tempsians. However, giving them full storylines is just ridiculously over the top. They can't sustain an episode where every single person in the 7-people lead cast and 10-people b-cast all have their own little storylines, all of which made to seem as compelling as Sookie's. It's not possible. They're always trying to put little threads that all weave into this fabulous tapestry, but it mostly just looks like a mess of fucking strings, seemingly chosen at random. Fact of the matter is that the audience won't suffer for a lot more of this again, and if the writers don't start making some painful character decisions (FOR THEM OH MY GOD WHY IS BILL COMPTON STILL AROUND), the show will continue its downward spiral that has already started.
THERE. DONE.
5. Pam was pretty fucking awesome this episode.
6. It's obvious that the real powerful witch in that stupid coven was Lafayette, and it's also pretty obvious that Jesus knows it. What is Jesus' endgame, one can only guess, but like the AVL, I doubt it's just being a nice little murse, happily ensconced in his gay marriage.
7. So basically, if we're getting a fairy war, we're getting it this season and it's going to be SUUUPER fucked up. With Claudine dying now, and Claude pretty much a Faerie-only rebel dude (DASH MY MATT BOMER DREAMS WHY DON'T YOU, ALAN BALL). That kinda really SUCKS.
8. Lafayette's poor PTSD flaring up again, but he doesn't have the wrong idea here. Eric would've surely eviscerated the whole coven had he not been cursed, maybe leaving Tara-sorry-TONI alive so she can spread the tale and have just another reason to be the humanoid Ball Of Pain.
9. Tommy Mickens is a sucky, annoying character and I hope he dies, the end.
10. OMG ERIC :D :D :D
Oh, TRUE BLOOD. You are just too fucking redneck-precious.
1. ERIC. ERIC ERIC ERIIIIIIC. I fucking love him. SO MUCH ADORABLE PUPPY TRAPPED IN SO MUCH VIKING BADASS. His smile after Sookie's (once again STELLAR) "you just killed my fairy godmother" line was THE BEST FUCKING SMILE I'VE EVER SEEN ON THAT SHOW. It's like:
COUPLED WITH:
WHICH MAKES ME:
2. Marnie's little "all my LIFE I've been searching for a meeeaaaaning till you showed me the way" speech = HOOKER PLEASE
I'm now more and more convinced that whoever is about to inhabit this sad, pathetic creature knew Eric in the past. Keeping with True Blood's now growing-in-lulz tradition of soap operatic nonsense, this chick might've even been Eric's wife from his pre-vampirous-Vikinging.
3. Debbie Pelt = HOOKER PLEASE 2.0
3.5 If Alcide really was behind decorating that Home-Alone-esque house like he's some werewolf Martha Stewart, I WILL NEVER STOP LOLING. "DEBBIE, WHERE DID I PUT THE CHINTZ FABRIC FOR THE SECOND ARMCHAIR?"
4. Crystal Norris = HOOKER PLEASE 3.0
I feel like I need a "HOOKER PLEASE" gif for this season already. *SIIIIGH*
4.5 Jason Stackhouse is giving me ennui. His arc is probably supposed to be torture porn or something, but I'm mostly just supremely bored with it. I've already thought last season that he was a weak character who should've been cut out of the show. He's not that riveting tbh, and surely there are enough hot topless men in this cast to compensate for his loss.
4.75. Okay, and this is, I think, the main problem with "True Blood": The writers are way too enamored with Bon Temps and its kooky inhabitants. Thing is, there's enough going with Sookie alone to merit a full 40-minute episode per week, but the writers always want more of the Bon Tempsians. However, giving them full storylines is just ridiculously over the top. They can't sustain an episode where every single person in the 7-people lead cast and 10-people b-cast all have their own little storylines, all of which made to seem as compelling as Sookie's. It's not possible. They're always trying to put little threads that all weave into this fabulous tapestry, but it mostly just looks like a mess of fucking strings, seemingly chosen at random. Fact of the matter is that the audience won't suffer for a lot more of this again, and if the writers don't start making some painful character decisions (FOR THEM OH MY GOD WHY IS BILL COMPTON STILL AROUND), the show will continue its downward spiral that has already started.
THERE. DONE.
5. Pam was pretty fucking awesome this episode.
6. It's obvious that the real powerful witch in that stupid coven was Lafayette, and it's also pretty obvious that Jesus knows it. What is Jesus' endgame, one can only guess, but like the AVL, I doubt it's just being a nice little murse, happily ensconced in his gay marriage.
7. So basically, if we're getting a fairy war, we're getting it this season and it's going to be SUUUPER fucked up. With Claudine dying now, and Claude pretty much a Faerie-only rebel dude (DASH MY MATT BOMER DREAMS WHY DON'T YOU, ALAN BALL). That kinda really SUCKS.
8. Lafayette's poor PTSD flaring up again, but he doesn't have the wrong idea here. Eric would've surely eviscerated the whole coven had he not been cursed, maybe leaving Tara-sorry-TONI alive so she can spread the tale and have just another reason to be the humanoid Ball Of Pain.
9. Tommy Mickens is a sucky, annoying character and I hope he dies, the end.
10. OMG ERIC :D :D :D
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Date: 2011-07-11 07:49 pm (UTC)Last night was the first time I've ever watched a True Blood episode live on US TV so I was already predisposed towards happiness but Eric being all amnesiacy and adorable prompted BONUS DELIGHTEDNESS. 8D
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Date: 2011-07-11 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-11 08:55 pm (UTC)OMG yes >.< Why can't they just focus on Sookie's issues? I really don't care about the other characters and I have the least interest in Sam and Tommy's plot. I don't understand why there has to be so many story lines. On other shows they follow the lead and everyone else revolves around them, why can't it be like that here?
Seriously, with the fairies...WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? o.0
ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC ♥
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Date: 2011-07-11 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-11 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-11 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-12 02:09 pm (UTC)I think it's on par with Passions (terrible soap opera if you're not aware) dramatically stating, "I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT'S IN THE SHED!!!1111" whenever asked about their Dark Mysterious Past.
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Date: 2011-07-11 10:36 pm (UTC)Bffs and I are thinking that Jesus is totally gonna kick the bucket at the end of the season, because of the True Blood clause #382394, Nobody Can Have Nice Things. :(
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Date: 2011-07-12 08:57 am (UTC)I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus kicks the bucket this season.:/
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Date: 2011-07-12 07:03 am (UTC)I completely agree with 3.5 and all of your HOOKER PLEASEing.
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Date: 2011-07-12 08:58 am (UTC)