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Hello everyone! Yes, I know I didn't review last episode. Truth be told, I'm pretty surprised I'm reviewing this episode, considering how much of a fucking shitfest this show has become. I was half-minded to write a letter to Alan Ball, detailing every single thing making this show SO VERY, VERY BAD right now, which he has to fucking fix, but I'm feeling too lazy to do so, so here's a regular review full of RAGE.





( Let this angry fucking Frenchman lead you into my kingdom of spoilery rage sleep and disapproving gifs (some of which were provided by Regala Electra) )

Hey, remember when Godric was around? Those were some good times.

I wanted to do a spoilery poll this week, but since regala_electra is the queen of all lulzy True Blood polls, I couldn't think of a single question about Eric Northman in which the answers didn't end in "AND THEN, YOU FUCK HIM", or a series of sarcastic jokes that wouldn't be nearly as funny as hers.

( Okay okay I'll do my regular numbered review instead )

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( SERIOUSLY, SO MUCH SPOILERY, GIF-RIDDEN LULZ )

Having seen the season finale of "True Blood" last night, here are some of my thoughts.

( The State of the True Blood (with book spoilers) )

OH, TRUE BLOOD. I COULD NEVER QUIT YOU.

( Spoilers for 3x05 and also for the books )

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS SHOW.

( SPOILERIFIC WHEEEEE! )

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

( Spoilers are maaaaaaahn )

<3!