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So naturally,

AND,

aaaaand first Dragneto of this spam. IT'S TOO PERFECT. BEST THING SINCE SATAN'S ALLEY.

But clearly there are other extremely heterosexual movies out there.

I expect this to happen a lot on SPN's season 7. Bored now.

I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE AND LOVE AND PET IT AND NAME IT FIZGIG.

Because Chris Nolan is an evil spreader of misinformation.

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA I APPROVE OF THIS "LETS PUT JGL IN TAILORED CLOTHES" FETISH.

Clearly Charles is aware of what I'm thinking right now.

Legolas has, like, issues.

And now, it's time for some hot men that are not just Dragneto.

I love doing mix-and-match pics. Like, here you have a front pic of Tom Hardy...

...coupled with a back pic of Jensen Ackles. AND THEY EERILY FIT WELL.

I just enjoy the fact that many of the things that attract me visually to Jensen Ackles are the same things that attract me physically to Tom Hardy. Of course, then Tom Hardy opens his mouth and I'm like, Jensen who?

But of course, the king of all GQMF suit wearing badass posing mofos is JGL, despite the fact he's probably the size of ASkars' left bicep.

I mean, really.

REALLY.

I must diffuse this JGL streak with some Fassbender, because otherwise you'd all leave this post to watch "(500) Days Of Summer". AGAIN.

And now, I'm pitching Fassbender vs. Tom Hardy just because I feel like it!

HE WINS. YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

I agree, David Tennant. I AGREE.

Can I just say, someone pointed out on tumblr that basically every single fucking scene between Eames and Arthur has Eames sitting exactly like this: Thighs spread, full leer on, OBVIOUSLY STARING AT ARTHUR'S ASS. And people wonder why I read so much Inception fic. Hmph.