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[loony_moony]

"All of a sudden Hector (Eric Bana) appears...and brings a horse to save Paris, and then all of Hector's Army moves to let Paris get inside of the Wall of Troy. Hector says *GET INSIDE PARIS* and Hector stayed with his army and then shouted..."

Yeah, so I spoiled "Troy". Tough for you fangirls. I just couldn't help myself, my inner slasher practically IMPLODED when I read that line. >:D

Also, why am I crazy with lust about Alan!Snape? This is why! *shriek of glee*



I lament the fact iscaris doesn't get to see this, specially since she's so deep into her RPS phase right now. Orli/Adrian - it's like "The Hunchback of Notredame - The Skinny But Sexy Men Version".



Okay, that's a big big plus about "Troy" - when they convince Brad Pitt to come back to being devastatingly pretty again, that's when I get hyped up. ;)



*pokes fyrie* *sing-songs* Beannieness, Beannieness, recently pictured Beannieness! :D



Yes, I know he's Teh Devil, but are you sure he's not a gay porn actor, everybody? I mean...I don't know what I mean well yes I do but I don't want to be crucified for saying that he's so damn fucking hot in this pic.



Okay, that's Orlando. IN IAN MCKELLEN'S HOUSE. Relax, Moonay, deep breath. Inhale.....*pantpantpantshrieko'glee*.....exhale...*squeeeeee!!!*



Okay, Johnny Depp is undiluted, breathtaking beauty = confirmed.



Orli: "Man, Sims suck. Finally when I got Aragorn and Legolas in the same bed and all they do is grunt undercovers? That doesn't even SOUND like me, not to mention Viggo!"
Other Player: *blank look*
Orli: *pout*



MW: "Hello, I'm Mark Walberg, and this is the younger and 20 pound-thinner version of me, complete with the lack in acting skills."
Orli: *smug smile* "And I get to hold his byceps."
Viggo and Johnny: *pout simultaneously*



Okay, I had to respam this pic because, OH MY GOD! *doubles over from laughing so hard* That is positively Pythonesque!



Orli: What do you mean, you're leaving me----er, US for Karl, Viggo?"
Beannie: "I always knew you'd do that. Too extreme for you, aren't we. One is too pretty (Orli: "HEY! I started shaving you know!") and one is too manly, eh? Well guess what, I DON'T NEED YOU. *stalks off with Eric Bana*"
Orli: *bares teeth at Viggo* *dials his cell* "Oi, Johnny, up for a date tonight? What do you mean, you need a babysitter? That's no fucking excuse!"
Viggo: *sigh* *goes to shag his new boytoy*
---after many, many orgasms
Karl: "So, how did it go?"
Viggo: "I think they took it rather well...*smirks*"



This man has worse hair than Harry Potter. I want to shag this man so hard, his curls would untangle themselves. Is that sick?



Good night sweets!

*sends extra schnugs to Ammy and Anj, for being so wonderful* :D

Comments

[142978.livejournal.com]

Brilliant spam.

But - I think it was decided somewhere that it isn't Adrian in that first picture? His nose looks different, doesn't it? *eyes picture*

Also: I want to play Sims now.

And his hair is PRETTY, I say. *shags his curls*

omgleik. I need sleep.

[cenire.livejournal.com]

The Orlando almost-about-to-kiss-a-man picture and the sexy!Snape video have just made my night and made me lose my apple cider.

Thank you, darling.

*is still cackling madly*

[mimbulus.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, so that is Mr. Timberlake.

I loved how they made Brad Pitt look in Interview with the Vampire.

Also, I completely agree on the Depp issue, and was I the only one who looked at that particular manip. of the LotR poster and thought "Lord of the Flies"?

*drools quietly to herself*

[twelveeyes.livejournal.com]

Yum. Yum. YUM.

..but what manner of purple-striped pants is he wearing in the photo with Bean? *goggles*

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that's not Hugh Jackman in the first picture? If it isn't, someone has to tell Hugh that some other bloke has filched his nose.

And guh! BEANNNNNNNN! *wibbles and falls over and runs to watch Sharpe again*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

my inner slasher practically IMPLODED
You have an -inner- slasher?
It's all seemed pretty "outer slasher" to me. ;)

And what's Orli doing with Mark Walberg? Did I miss something? Are my sources not keeping me informed of his every move?

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

*isthedorkiestever*
I dowloaded those skins.
I haven't gotten them to shag yet, but they have kissed a bunch. Very, very close, I think.

DUDE. WHEN YOU HAVE SEX IN THE SIMS, A BABY APPEARS.

WHOA.

THEY WILL HAVE SEXY BABIES.

Okay, this is wrong, am stopping now.