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Oct. 27th, 2003 02:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moony"All of a sudden Hector (Eric Bana) appears...and brings a horse to save Paris, and then all of Hector's Army moves to let Paris get inside of the Wall of Troy. Hector says *GET INSIDE PARIS* and Hector stayed with his army and then shouted..."
Yeah, so I spoiled "Troy". Tough for you fangirls. I just couldn't help myself, my inner slasher practically IMPLODED when I read that line. >:D
Also, why am I crazy with lust about Alan!Snape? This is why! *shriek of glee*
I lament the fact![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
iscaris doesn't get to see this, specially since she's so deep into her RPS phase right now. Orli/Adrian - it's like "The Hunchback of Notredame - The Skinny But Sexy Men Version".
Okay, that's a big big plus about "Troy" - when they convince Brad Pitt to come back to being devastatingly pretty again, that's when I get hyped up. ;)
*pokesfyrie* *sing-songs* Beannieness, Beannieness, recently pictured Beannieness! :D
Yes, I know he's Teh Devil, but are you sure he's not a gay porn actor, everybody? I mean...I don't know what I meanwell yes I do but I don't want to be crucified for saying that he's so damn fucking hot in this pic.
Okay, that's Orlando. IN IAN MCKELLEN'S HOUSE. Relax, Moonay, deep breath. Inhale.....*pantpantpantshrieko'glee*.....exhale...*squeeeeee!!!*
Okay, Johnny Depp is undiluted, breathtaking beauty = confirmed.
Orli: "Man, Sims suck. Finally when I got Aragorn and Legolas in the same bed and all they do is grunt undercovers? That doesn't even SOUND like me, not to mention Viggo!"
Other Player: *blank look*
Orli: *pout*
MW: "Hello, I'm Mark Walberg, and this is the younger and 20 pound-thinner version of me, complete with the lack in acting skills."
Orli: *smug smile* "And I get to hold his byceps."
Viggo and Johnny: *pout simultaneously*
Okay, I had to respam this pic because, OH MY GOD! *doubles over from laughing so hard* That is positively Pythonesque!
Orli: What do you mean, you're leaving me----er, US for Karl, Viggo?"
Beannie: "I always knew you'd do that. Too extreme for you, aren't we. One is too pretty (Orli: "HEY! I started shaving you know!") and one is too manly, eh? Well guess what, I DON'T NEED YOU. *stalks off with Eric Bana*"
Orli: *bares teeth at Viggo* *dials his cell* "Oi, Johnny, up for a date tonight? What do you mean, you need a babysitter? That's no fucking excuse!"
Viggo: *sigh* *goes to shag his new boytoy*
---after many, many orgasms
Karl: "So, how did it go?"
Viggo: "I think they took it rather well...*smirks*"
This man has worse hair than Harry Potter. I want to shag this man so hard, his curls would untangle themselves. Is that sick?
Good night sweets!
*sends extra schnugs to Ammy and Anj, for being so wonderful* :D
Yeah, so I spoiled "Troy". Tough for you fangirls. I just couldn't help myself, my inner slasher practically IMPLODED when I read that line. >:D
Also, why am I crazy with lust about Alan!Snape? This is why! *shriek of glee*
I lament the fact
iscaris doesn't get to see this, specially since she's so deep into her RPS phase right now. Orli/Adrian - it's like "The Hunchback of Notredame - The Skinny But Sexy Men Version". Okay, that's a big big plus about "Troy" - when they convince Brad Pitt to come back to being devastatingly pretty again, that's when I get hyped up. ;)
*pokes
fyrie* *sing-songs* Beannieness, Beannieness, recently pictured Beannieness! :D Yes, I know he's Teh Devil, but are you sure he's not a gay porn actor, everybody? I mean...I don't know what I mean
Okay, that's Orlando. IN IAN MCKELLEN'S HOUSE. Relax, Moonay, deep breath. Inhale.....*pantpantpantshrieko'glee*.....exhale...*squeeeeee!!!*
Okay, Johnny Depp is undiluted, breathtaking beauty = confirmed.
Orli: "Man, Sims suck. Finally when I got Aragorn and Legolas in the same bed and all they do is grunt undercovers? That doesn't even SOUND like me, not to mention Viggo!"
Other Player: *blank look*
Orli: *pout*
MW: "Hello, I'm Mark Walberg, and this is the younger and 20 pound-thinner version of me, complete with the lack in acting skills."
Orli: *smug smile* "And I get to hold his byceps."
Viggo and Johnny: *pout simultaneously*
Okay, I had to respam this pic because, OH MY GOD! *doubles over from laughing so hard* That is positively Pythonesque!
Orli: What do you mean, you're leaving me----er, US for Karl, Viggo?"
Beannie: "I always knew you'd do that. Too extreme for you, aren't we. One is too pretty (Orli: "HEY! I started shaving you know!") and one is too manly, eh? Well guess what, I DON'T NEED YOU. *stalks off with Eric Bana*"
Orli: *bares teeth at Viggo* *dials his cell* "Oi, Johnny, up for a date tonight? What do you mean, you need a babysitter? That's no fucking excuse!"
Viggo: *sigh* *goes to shag his new boytoy*
---after many, many orgasms
Karl: "So, how did it go?"
Viggo: "I think they took it rather well...*smirks*"
This man has worse hair than Harry Potter. I want to shag this man so hard, his curls would untangle themselves. Is that sick?
Good night sweets!
*sends extra schnugs to Ammy and Anj, for being so wonderful* :D
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Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:31 am (UTC)...
*thinks she could write some het involving butch women and Orlando*
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:34 am (UTC)Can I be a butch woman? *twirls moustache*
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:36 am (UTC)Might try for something tomorrow sometime... gack, this homework will be the death of me...
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:53 am (UTC)..
Not that I have them, but still..:D
Do what you want, my friend, and I shall read it anyway. >:D
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 10:43 pm (UTC)*contemplates dark alleyways*