Supernatural 6x07 - Family Matters

[loony_moony]

OH, SHOW. CONTINUING WITH THAT SUBTLETY WAVE OF YOURS, I SEE.

1. We Know What's Wrong With You, Sam (The Sequel)! After being fisted by Castiel (who obviously has done it before *RIM SHOT*), we have a conclusive diagnosis that Sam Winchester is a) soulless, b) style-less, c) as dim on social cues as, well, any character, pick a character, on Show and d) all of the above. Sammich Winchester is currently trapped in hell with Lucifer and Michael, wherein he gets to play third wheel to someone else's gay incest. I'm sure he's having a great time. (btw, I'm starting to warm up to Jared's acting choices with Sam. Being a dick obviously suits him. OH YES I WENT THERE >:D)

2. Hello Crowley, Supervillain Of This Season! I should've seen it coming, really. Puts AWaB in a completely new light, doesn't it, because if SamnDean had Crowley's bones, this season's mytharc would've ended this episode. Now they're going to bide their time until the inevitable summon-and-torture-under-key-of-Solomon scene where Crowley will get to mock them endlessly until he dies in a way that would be wholly unfitting for his awesomeness.

3. Samuel Creepy Campbell is Crowley's bitch. But then, even when he was alive the first time, he was Deanna Campbell's bitch, so hey, nothing new there. And Creepy Cousin #1 was possessed by a demon! Somehow it makes him less creepy, though, LOL.

4. Gwen is going to switch to SamnDean's side, until she dies in some gruesome way, because no Campbell woman has ever died in her sleep, peacefully. So she'll be continuing a grand tradition. Am I sarcastic? I think it's because there has been so little Castiel on Show, lately, that I've begun to emulate him.

5. Speaking of Castiel, that Heaven has a civil war going on right now makes me wonder why Crowley isn't trying to take over it before Purgatory. Which, by the way, in Dante's version, Purgatory is like a million times worse than SPN's Hell. MEATHOOKS APLENTY, YOU GUYS.

6. That Alpha Vampire has a mommy! I bet she's nice. And by "nice" I mean Crowley's Yiddische Tante From Hell. Also, he was awesome. Also also, his torture was pretty fucking "Green Mile" meets HBO's "Rome" through the CW invisible Filter of Douche. I liked him, and because I liked him, he'll probably die around mid-season, because that's what happens to my favorite villains on this show. (I don't see Crowley as a villain, per se, but rather as an ambitious entrepreneur)

7. Dean Winchester is pretty when he wants to punch everyone around him.

8. THOSE BOYS. Even without a soul, the Wincest is rife! :DDDD

9. ANVILS AHOY! I still don't like you, Sera Gamble.

Comments

[goingxmissing.livejournal.com]

asdfghj CROWLEY. He is truly encompassing head BAMF lately. I wholly approve :D

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

He is amazing and magical and I'm kinda hoping they won't kill him fast because Mark Sheppard would be too busy on Doctor Who.

[goingxmissing.livejournal.com]

IDK I feel like he is the kind of character that even if they do get Sam's soul back, the writers would want to keep around because he has so much potential. Plus, Mark Sheppard.

[tenaciousmetoo.livejournal.com]

I don't see Crowley as a villain, per se, but rather as an ambitious entrepreneur
Indeed. Let's hope we get to keep him a while instead of a fiery wrath. He's too awesome and we'd miss him like I miss Fred Lehne.

I'm waiting to see what/who Samuel's "reasons" are...threats on Deanna? Mary? I'm betting Mary, since they love to bring her back from time to time.

Sera is a lot of things, but subtle she ain't. Did you see the JustJared on-set pics yesterday? (non-spoilery except for costume and showing makeup injuries, so I actually clicked). Can we get Jared to wear that corset ALL the time? Just saying...

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Fred Lehne was awesome. I always miss him. I think I miss even more his scenes with JDM on Show, though. I liked those so much I was really hoping for a spin-off about all those years John was looking for YED.

Samuel's reasons are probably family-related, yeah.

BB, those pics are not from yesterday, they're from season 3 circa Mystery Spot and Jus In Bello. Jared's corset is from Sam's badass bullet extraction scene and Jensen's bandage is from Dean being shot in jail.

[tenaciousmetoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so I've been told...for some reason, I thought they were posted yesterday, but I was glad to hear that they're old. (Um, have I mentioned I'm never on LJ any more?)

Still, Jared in a corset...never a bad thing.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Well, they were uploaded to Flickr yesterday, or someone just discovered them.

Jared in a corset is something I never though I'd see outside of fanart. Oh wait, scratch that, I don't think I've seen Jared in a corset even in fanart. Kudos to you, Show!

[aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com]

LOL. Castiel loves fisting dudes.

Poor Crowley, I don't want him to die in May. His level of awesome is nearly unmatched. I wonder if Azazel will be wandering around pergatory? We'd have awesome squared.

I am still a bit confused why the Alpha vamp wasn't in steel shackles. What was with the leather psych unit cuffs?

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Fisting is his thing. And by god, you can make SO MANY dirty jokes about this.

I don't want Crowley dead either. :/ Azazel coming back even for a while would be AWESOME, especially if he played by Fred Lehne.

Yeah, Show never has plotholes, does it.

[salty-catfish.livejournal.com]

WORD@7. You rock that suppressed anger, boy!

Also also, his torture was pretty fucking "Green Mile" meets HBO's "Rome" through the CW invisible Filter of Douche
AHAHAHAHA brb from laughing

Oh how I wish they had the actual Dante cosmos in spn.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Dante verse in SPN would mostly consist of Dean going "who? wait!....who?" and Sam bitchily informing him of obscure 14th century Italian noblemen. Not to say, of course, that I wouldn't be in for that!

[salty-catfish.livejournal.com]

I would be so in for that.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

My bet's on Lilith being the momma of all the alpha monsters.

And of course they'll kill the Alpha Vamp before he gets to be too awesome. He's black and you can't have an awesome black character survive a horror story, it's in the rules. (I bite my nails whenever Rufus shows up.)

Big mistake, Cas: When you're about to fist a gorgeous, totally ripped man who's tied to a chair, you take his shirt off first.