Supernatural 6x07 - Family Matters

[loony_moony]

OH, SHOW. CONTINUING WITH THAT SUBTLETY WAVE OF YOURS, I SEE.

1. We Know What's Wrong With You, Sam (The Sequel)! After being fisted by Castiel (who obviously has done it before *RIM SHOT*), we have a conclusive diagnosis that Sam Winchester is a) soulless, b) style-less, c) as dim on social cues as, well, any character, pick a character, on Show and d) all of the above. Sammich Winchester is currently trapped in hell with Lucifer and Michael, wherein he gets to play third wheel to someone else's gay incest. I'm sure he's having a great time. (btw, I'm starting to warm up to Jared's acting choices with Sam. Being a dick obviously suits him. OH YES I WENT THERE >:D)

2. Hello Crowley, Supervillain Of This Season! I should've seen it coming, really. Puts AWaB in a completely new light, doesn't it, because if SamnDean had Crowley's bones, this season's mytharc would've ended this episode. Now they're going to bide their time until the inevitable summon-and-torture-under-key-of-Solomon scene where Crowley will get to mock them endlessly until he dies in a way that would be wholly unfitting for his awesomeness.

3. Samuel Creepy Campbell is Crowley's bitch. But then, even when he was alive the first time, he was Deanna Campbell's bitch, so hey, nothing new there. And Creepy Cousin #1 was possessed by a demon! Somehow it makes him less creepy, though, LOL.

4. Gwen is going to switch to SamnDean's side, until she dies in some gruesome way, because no Campbell woman has ever died in her sleep, peacefully. So she'll be continuing a grand tradition. Am I sarcastic? I think it's because there has been so little Castiel on Show, lately, that I've begun to emulate him.

5. Speaking of Castiel, that Heaven has a civil war going on right now makes me wonder why Crowley isn't trying to take over it before Purgatory. Which, by the way, in Dante's version, Purgatory is like a million times worse than SPN's Hell. MEATHOOKS APLENTY, YOU GUYS.

6. That Alpha Vampire has a mommy! I bet she's nice. And by "nice" I mean Crowley's Yiddische Tante From Hell. Also, he was awesome. Also also, his torture was pretty fucking "Green Mile" meets HBO's "Rome" through the CW invisible Filter of Douche. I liked him, and because I liked him, he'll probably die around mid-season, because that's what happens to my favorite villains on this show. (I don't see Crowley as a villain, per se, but rather as an ambitious entrepreneur)

7. Dean Winchester is pretty when he wants to punch everyone around him.

8. THOSE BOYS. Even without a soul, the Wincest is rife! :DDDD

9. ANVILS AHOY! I still don't like you, Sera Gamble.

Comments

[aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com]

LOL. Castiel loves fisting dudes.

Poor Crowley, I don't want him to die in May. His level of awesome is nearly unmatched. I wonder if Azazel will be wandering around pergatory? We'd have awesome squared.

I am still a bit confused why the Alpha vamp wasn't in steel shackles. What was with the leather psych unit cuffs?

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Fisting is his thing. And by god, you can make SO MANY dirty jokes about this.

I don't want Crowley dead either. :/ Azazel coming back even for a while would be AWESOME, especially if he played by Fred Lehne.

Yeah, Show never has plotholes, does it.