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Awful:

1. Wal-Mart bans gay couple for NOT shoplifting

DIAF, WALMART. DIAF.

2. Teabaggers attack Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel

I weep for you, America. This is your so-called "Republican reaction"? I want to force all those "Teabaggers" (or should I called them "D-Baggers") back in school that actually teaches them something.

Great:

3. So last night, I took two Tylenol PMs and slept for almost 12 hours. Boy, did I choose the wrong night to do that, according to the fandom gods, since Jensen and Danneel have confirmed they are engaged. My heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple. Even on that tiny video of their interview from that Derby thingy (oy Jensen, says I), one could see just how in sync and happy they are. That's the best you could ever ask for an engaged couple to be. :))))

4. Stephen Fry gives you intellectual orgasms, admit it:



Things that make me laugh like a damn HYENA:

5. The Fug Girls muse on CMM's fiancee's pants, and I LOL MY ASS OFF

And here it is, your moment of Zen:





:D

NO. NO. NO. FUCKING NO, FUCKERS.

WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING WITH HE'S A FUCKING ESCAPED RAPIST. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT HIM DRUGGING A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL BEFORE RAPING HER AGAIN AND AGAIN, DESPITE HER PLEAS FOR HIM TO STOP. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THE LAW ABIDING FOR FUCKING EVERYONE, NOT JUST US POOR UNKNOWN CITIZENS. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE BEST DIRECTOR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN (HE IS NOT, BTW), HE RAPED AN UNDERAGE GIRL MULTIPLE TIMES AND HE SHOULD'VE BEEN PUNISHED FOR THAT 30 YEARS AGO.

FUCK YOU FOR YOUR HIGH-HANDEDNESS. FUCK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HIM.

FUCK YOU.

I HOPE HE GETS MAXIMUM PUNISHMENT AND ROTS IN JAIL LONG ENOUGH TO GET WHAT HE DID, THE FUCKING SCUMBAG.

I AM JUST SO BEYOND DISGUSTED BY ALL OF THIS. UGH.

Yay for procrastinating!

1. The Fug Girls bid farewell to Chad Michael Murray on OTH (or as they call him, El Squintano)
And they're hilarious as always. Also, I have this feeling they would totally blend in with the ones in our group who sport unhealthy affection for this alien of a show and douche of a man. :D

2. I totally missed the premiere of SYTYCD, but ONTD posted some YouTubes from it and I think this girl is AMAZING
Seriously. Her name is Gabi Rojas, and she fucking floats. I'd pay to see her perform live.

3. Jared makes it into Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Men in the World list (And Perez Hilton notices and drools on him)

Who else is on that list? Oh, just a bunch of Olympians, legendary sportsmen, a rich dude who probably paid to be there and Iron Man. Entry on Padalecki consists of rehashing the famous pub brawl story from season 2 (after which you can see him cradling his still broken, untreated hand on CSPWDT) and talking about how he didn't want to look like an unrealistic wuss who gets to take Jason down in F13, which leads me to the following letter:

Dear Jared Padalecki,

You have Issues. You seriously, seriously do. I know you don't wanna look tiny/skinny/not tough enough/a pussy Sam, but man, enough is enough with your body image Issues. You are HUGE. You have been huge since practically season 1 of Supernatural. You are 6'5'' and you probably weigh more than 200 pounds, ALL MUSCLE. ENOUGH, PADALECKI.

I realize you don't think you look good, that you don't think you're sexy. I get that, I do (you GIRL). I too would have difficulties thinking I'm attractive if I spent 90+ hours a week alongside Jensen Ackles and his ridiculous face. But man, you've had GAZILLIONS of fangirls (and fanboys) already on freakin' Gilmore Girls, and it wasn't because of Dean Forester's fashion sense, or his passive-aggressive tendencies, let me tell you. YOU. ARE. GORGEOUS. Okay, maybe not conventionally gorgeous in the face (blah blah Jensen blah), but man, still gorgeous all the same. Maybe even moreso than guys like Jensen, because your face is unique. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

So SHUT UP about your stupid SIZE and your stupid REGIMEN and your stupid PROTEIN SHAKES, and start eating candy again while taunting Jensen in the make up trailer, instead of working out. LIKE YOU NEED IT. SHUT UP.

And before you say "whuh? who are you? wtf", I am a fangirl. Drooling on guys like you IS WHAT I DO. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ISSUES ALREADY, DAMMIT.

Love,

Moonay

PS: Jensen? If I were Refur, you'd be getting a Fabulous Drunken!Sam Seal of Disapproval for sucking as a bff.

PPS: God, I hate Hollywood sometimes. Look at what it does to perfectly normal dudes. GAH.

OH GOD. I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS.

I HATE FANGIRLS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

OH DEAR LORD.

I am not kidding when I say SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS. He did NOT deserve to be swarmed like that.

HEY, FUCKTARD GIRLS. GET OUT OF MY FANDOM BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASSES INTO NEXT YEAR.

1. Do you know why Kripke says these kinds of things? (re: recurring female roles in SPN are like, well, recurring vampire roles in Buffy except for Spike and Angel)
Because Kripke likes to pretend he can actually create a recurring female role in SPN that he LIKES. 99% of the time, the females in SPN SUCK. They really do. They're whiny, annoying and overly stereotypical. And it seems that whenever they actually DON'T suck, Kripke seems to have a seizure of some sort that makes him go "AKJALDADLKSLAKAD NO. FEMALES. ASLDJSDLASJDLAJDALDA", and they're all GONE. He can't deal with the reality of girls in "Supernatural".

2. And guess what? We can't either. Anyone in here who actually hopes to see Dean and Sam settled with wives and kids, taking them to see the world's second biggest ball of yarn in the Impala, please raise your delusional little hand. Fangirly declarations of the "they belong to US" type aside, do you honestly believe the Winchesters are actually made to be family guys? Seriously? After all of their perfect freakin' futures were ruined in the PILOT? Come the fuck on. Sam and Dean were written in a specific way, and set in specific circumstances so they can never have that EXACTLY. They'll never have wives, kids or the white picket fence, and that was glaringly obvious in WIAWSNB. So you know what? Females in SPN are doomed to be fleeting things, and not particularly of the romantic type.

3. By the way, Dean's repeating bouts of misogynism and Sam's bouts of, well, craziness and obsession do not make for perfect boyfriend material, much less husband and family man. Yeah, so they're hot. Guess what? So are many other men out there who will also never end up having families either because they're way too screwed up in the head, and/or their lives don't allow it.

4. Oh yeah, and did I mention Jared and Jensen don't think Dean and Sam will ever have girlfriends? Yeah. Totally gay.

5. And as for Mark Ausiello, I could swear that guy has Wincest on his hard drive, or he writes some. I could swear.

So please, stop bitching whenever there's discussion about female characters, because at the end of the day, everyone disagrees and then there's wank and then people don't write porn. And I don't know about you, but I happen to like the porn. So there.